A list of puns related to "Rogues"
When Vader is force choking Orson Krennic and says, “Don’t choke on your ambitions.”
My son looked at my and said, “Ha Ha! Dad joke!”
So proud.
Because it's made of hide.
A Rogue will pick the lock. A Monk will just use their Ki.
Her husband: Doctor, is that...thieves cant? Doctor: No, those are contractions.
Just Harmonika
Don’t miss “Bourne is the King of Israel”
Said this just now to my wife as she'd been saying this SUV is driving crazy next to us, they passed us and it was a black Nissan Rogue.
It's actually a double pun and enters the realm of dad quality
She's told me that like 10 Erso times.
Why was Darth Vader so angry at Director Krennic?
...because he wanted to go bacta sleep.
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
A pirate walks into bar and sits down. The bartender notices that he has a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over one eye. The pirate orders a beer, and while he's pouring it the bartender asks "So what's the story with the leg?" "Well it were many a year ago," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship and a rogue wave swept me overboard, and a shark swum up and bit me leg clean off! I swum ashore and were fitted fer a peg leg that very night." "That's terrible," says the bartender. "What about the hand?" "Well it were the very next day," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship and a rogue wave swept me overboard again, and a whale came up and bit me hand clean off! I swum ashore and were fitted fer a hook that very night." "Wow," says the bartender. "So what about the eye?" "Well it were the very next day," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship, and I were lookin out fer rogue waves, and a seagull flew over and shit right in me eye!" "Oh man," says the bartender. "And that blinded you?" "Well no," says the pirate. "But it were me first day with the hook."
Rogue one, me zero.
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.......Thriller Lite.
Dad looking for mayo: I think its gone rogue
Son: “what kind of bear never gets hot?” ... Son: “-a kool..alla “
Daughter: “what do you call a witch you’ve never met?” ... Daughter: “hermione stranger”
Wife: “what do you call a squishy collection of domiciles?” ... Wife: “mush room”
Daughter: “what do you call a Canadian cow?” ... Daughter: “moooooose”
Me: “what beverage do you get when you remove a baby cow from its Mom?” ... Me: “decalf”
I also submitted my joke about the earthquake, like a letter gone international (it’s in another post) or a wayward string gone rogue (in another thread)
I have the best family.
Each pair of Star Wars socks has a Rogue One.
...they now call me Rogue Juan
One of the French outposts refused to cooperate with the others.
It was the rogue fort.
Rogue Juan
Then there is a Rogue One.
Rogue Won.
because I usually fire off a rogue one and hit the seat.
Daughter: pseudo-complaining that she keeps getting requests to see it, "everyone keeps taking her."
Me: "Are you saying she's gone Rogue?"
Because it's made of hide.
While force choking Krennic, Vader says: "Don’t choke on your own ambition”
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