Rofl Puns

A list of puns related to "Rofl"

Why does the author of Harry Potter always ROFL when hearing a joke?

Because she's Rowling on the floor with laughter

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👤︎ u/Oakenshield-
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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ROFL with peels of laughter
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👤︎ u/Kauntest
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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What is Dr. Dre’s favorite vegetable?

Beets.

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👤︎ u/Anddditburns
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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A magician walked down a road

And then turned into a driveway.

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👤︎ u/JHarrison2901
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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Sometimes I touch my knees to my chest and lean forward,

That’s just how I roll.

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👤︎ u/Jackdaking746
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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👤︎ u/naimz27
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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Banks need to get better at restocking these ATMs

This is now the fifth one that has insufficient funds.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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What do you call your kidneys once you turn 18?

Adult-neys ROFL

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👤︎ u/theCommonSlaw
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
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👤︎ u/GR4Y20N
📅︎ Apr 14 2016
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Literally just got this one from Dad...

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.😅

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👤︎ u/thisguy_777
📅︎ Jan 21 2016
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My dad and I said this simultaniously.... my poor, poor children.

Putting up the Christmas tree:

My little brother: We need to find the star! We need to put it on top right now! Whats a Christmas tree without a star?!?

My dad and I: A Christmas tree without a star.

I'm 17, and already on the same level of humor as my 45 year old dad. I pity my theoretical children for whats coming.

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👤︎ u/clovercross
📅︎ Dec 19 2013
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Chocolate Moose

So once a year my dad throws this moose party, where they serve only moose, which he have caught himself. Well anyways, when i asked him, and my mom what they were serving for desert they looked at each other and giggeld, '' chocolate moose of course'' (chocolate mousse) facepalmed so hard...

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👤︎ u/MurtMurt
📅︎ Jan 27 2014
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