I'm a father of three. Today, my 5 year old asked me how to not die...

I know, it's a bleak question for a 5 year old, but this is the shit kids ask. Anyways, I told him that the best way to keep from dying is Robitussin. He didn't understand why and asked "Why will Robitussin keep me alive?"

To which I replied, "Nothing stops the coffin like Robitussin!"

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📅︎ Nov 05 2013
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