Roadtrips Puns

They're in a car in the middle of nowhere. Suddenly, the car starts making noise and stops completely.

The electrician quickly says: it must be the spark plugs! I will take a look and change them.

The mecanician responds : no it's the transmission! I gotta jack the car and make sure the clutch is ok.

The informatician confidently asks: what if we just get out of the car and come right back in?

I told her to be sure to wear comfortable shoes.

Dad: Hey! Look where we are!

Me: What? Where?

Dad: We're in the dead center of town! Hahahaha!

We were driving past a cemetery.

Because the bread mold was a fun-gi

He got upset and said something to my mom, to which she replied, "We've been roaming all day".

While on a 6.5hr drive back home from a friend's wedding, I slowly allowed the car to drift onto the rumble strips for a second, BRRrrrRRRAPPPP, then announced to my GF "Oh gross! Was that you!? It smells awful!" After she realized what had happened, I received a glorious groan, and just when I thought it couldn't get any better she then told me "You know, it's like you're some dorky dad driving a mini-van." It is by far the greatest compliment one of my dad jokes have ever received.

I couldn't help but laugh, as I first learned this joke from my dad, who, on long road trips would do the same and accuse my mother of farting.

Visiting the grandparents with my parents, we decided to take a long drive out to a place my grandpa hasn't been a long time.

Grandpa: Last time I was out here a cougar ran across the road right in front of me!

Dad: Was it a blonde or brunette?

Dad tells us this one whenever we get close to the destination or home on long roadtrips.

What did the monkey say when the train ran over his tail?

"Well, it won't be long now..."

As we approached the minivan:

Me: Shotgun!

Dad: Pistol.

... we pass an island called Jekyll Island in Georgia. Dad: "On this side is Jekyll Island, and on the other side is a place called Hyde Island." Mom: "Oh my god..."

So I was on the red-eye flying overseas to meet my buddies for an epic roadtrip adventure. I got me a first class ticket because YOLO and I always wanted to try those convertible seat/beds.

So in the morning the flight attendants serve breakfast, which includes this tasty soup with poached egg in it. They offered drinks and they had champagne so I thought why the hell not.

There were delays and when we finally landed and I got to our meet up place, my mates were already there and gotten the bong out.

They said, "Where were you while we were getting high?"

"I was having..." and I turned to them, took my sunglasses off, and said, "champagne, soup and ova in the sky."

On a roadtrip with dad.. GPS says "ahead- bear right".

Dad: "I don't see a bear- your Grizzley positioning system must be broken".

We were on a roadtrip.

Dad: There are 8 Wonders of the World.

Me: Huh, no Dad, 7.

Dad: Nope, 8.

Me: Hmm... Dad, no I don't think so...

Dad: Now you're wondering... You're the 8th Wonder of the world!!!

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While preparing for our roadtrip to the Grand Canyon, my dad was asking everyone (my mom, brother, and I) if we needed to go to the bathroom before we leave. I was around 8 years old at the time, my brother was 5. I had some massive gas that day and my dad took note of it.

I said, "Dad, I don't need to go to the bathroom."

"RhinoWatson, yes you do. You know a fart is just a poo screaming to get out."