It must be the high Mercury content.
All i saw Was a Silhouetto of A Little Man.
he's just a Poe boy from a Poe family
I think it was filmed in the theatre though as I see a little silhouetto of a man...
I see a little silhouetto of a man.
Because of the unusually high Mercury content.
Because of the unusually high Mercury content.
Dan, sing Queen!
Me: No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody
Bow-hemian Rhapsody.
I said "No, but I can do a great Bohemian Rhapsody"
No, but I can give Bohemian Rhapsody a go.
Me: I don’t know about that but I can take a stab at Bohemian Rhapsody
I said that I don't know that one, but I could take a shot at Bohemian Rhapsody.
Every year for the past few years, I’ve written music for a tuba ensemble for a summer band camp. Last year’s music was titled “TubaChristmas in July,” which had “Hallelujah” by Pentatonix, “Carol of the Bells,” “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,” and “Have Yourself a Merry TubaChristmas.” This year I’m about 90% sure we’re doing rock/classic rock. So far I have “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen, “Paint It, Black” by The Rolling Stones, “Livin’ on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi, “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey, and some fifth song I haven’t chosen yet (BTW I’m open to song ideas).
I need a pun that mixes Tuba with Rock or with Classic Rock. Similar to how TubaChristmas in July doesn’t include song names, but you know it’s Christmas music on tubas.
So I want to change my Xbox username, but since it costs money, I want to get it right (not that I'm broke, but I think that it's stupid that it charges you). My name is Clayton, so I think a Clayton-Related pun for the username would be cool.
Examples: ClaytonicBond, ClaytonianRhapsody, etc.
However, other creative usernames are also appreciated.
My dad used to play a game with me and my brother that was, in effect, an extended dad joke.
The "beginner" version, when I was younger, was when I would be talking about something, my dad would intentionally misinterpret it so that we could correct him. The objective being to keep up the misinterpretation in as long of a chain as possible.
Me: "Dad! Top Gun is on TV!"
Dad: "Doesn't that movie have that whiny folk singer on the radio in it?"
Me: "...No, dad, that's Tom Petty, not Tom Cruise."
Dad: "Oh, I thought he was Rosanne Barr's husband?"
Me: "No, dad, that's Tom Arnold, not Tom Petty."
Dad: "Oh. I thought he was that golfer..."
Later, once I figured it out, we moved to "advanced mode", where we skip the "correction" and just prove that you catch the reference by making another error in response.
Dad: "Oh. I thought he was that golfer..." (Arnold Palmer)
Me: "...wait, I thought that was the victim in Twin Peaks?" (Laura Palmer)
Dad: "...no, you're thinking of the lady who was the actress in Jurassic Park." (Laura Dern)
And so on. Did anyone else's dad's do something like this? Or any current dads? I currently play a version of this with my wife where she'll put on the radio and I'll intentionally misinterpret the artist. (Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody is playing, I comment to the effect of "God, I love Styx. Such a great song.")
Must be the high Mercury content.
Must be the high Mercury content.
They asked, "Can you perform under pressure?"
I said, "No, but I can perform Bohemian Rhapsody."
I said no, but I can do a good Bohemian Rhapsody
At a recent job interview I was asked "Can you perform under pressure?"
I said "Unfortunately not, but I know the words to Bohemian Rhapsody."
At a recent job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure.
I said "I don't know that one but I can have a crack at Bohemian Rhapsody."
