“Hey Freddie,” he asked; “I know the recording budget’s pretty tight, but do you want me to hire someone to play those… Ah, I forgot the word… Those big tuned drums?”
Freddie shook his head and answered: “I’m just a poor boy; I need no timpani.”
It must be the high Mercury content.
I see a little silhouetto of a man.
Because of the unusually high Mercury content.
he's just a Poe boy from a Poe family
Because of the unusually high Mercury content.
Dan, sing Queen!
I said “No, but I can perform Bohemian Rhapsody.”
I said, "I'm not sure about that but I can have a good crack at Bohemian Rhapsody."
I replied no, but my Bohemian Rhapsody is brilliant
I said "No, but I can do a great Bohemian Rhapsody"
Bow-hemian Rhapsody.
Me: I don’t know about that but I can take a stab at Bohemian Rhapsody
So I want to change my Xbox username, but since it costs money, I want to get it right (not that I'm broke, but I think that it's stupid that it charges you). My name is Clayton, so I think a Clayton-Related pun for the username would be cool.
Examples: ClaytonicBond, ClaytonianRhapsody, etc.
However, other creative usernames are also appreciated.
Every year for the past few years, I’ve written music for a tuba ensemble for a summer band camp. Last year’s music was titled “TubaChristmas in July,” which had “Hallelujah” by Pentatonix, “Carol of the Bells,” “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,” and “Have Yourself a Merry TubaChristmas.” This year I’m about 90% sure we’re doing rock/classic rock. So far I have “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen, “Paint It, Black” by The Rolling Stones, “Livin’ on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi, “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey, and some fifth song I haven’t chosen yet (BTW I’m open to song ideas).
I need a pun that mixes Tuba with Rock or with Classic Rock. Similar to how TubaChristmas in July doesn’t include song names, but you know it’s Christmas music on tubas.
My dad used to play a game with me and my brother that was, in effect, an extended dad joke.
The "beginner" version, when I was younger, was when I would be talking about something, my dad would intentionally misinterpret it so that we could correct him. The objective being to keep up the misinterpretation in as long of a chain as possible.
Me: "Dad! Top Gun is on TV!"
Dad: "Doesn't that movie have that whiny folk singer on the radio in it?"
Me: "...No, dad, that's Tom Petty, not Tom Cruise."
Dad: "Oh, I thought he was Rosanne Barr's husband?"
Me: "No, dad, that's Tom Arnold, not Tom Petty."
Dad: "Oh. I thought he was that golfer..."
Later, once I figured it out, we moved to "advanced mode", where we skip the "correction" and just prove that you catch the reference by making another error in response.
Dad: "Oh. I thought he was that golfer..." (Arnold Palmer)
Me: "...wait, I thought that was the victim in Twin Peaks?" (Laura Palmer)
Dad: "...no, you're thinking of the lady who was the actress in Jurassic Park." (Laura Dern)
And so on. Did anyone else's dad's do something like this? Or any current dads? I currently play a version of this with my wife where she'll put on the radio and I'll intentionally misinterpret the artist. (Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody is playing, I comment to the effect of "God, I love Styx. Such a great song.")
“Hey Freddie,” he asked; “I know the recording budget’s pretty tight, but do you want me to hire someone to play those… Ah, I forgot the word… Those big tuned drums?”
Freddie shook his head and answered: “I’m just a poor boy; I need no timpani.”
Must be the high Mercury content.
Must be the high Mercury content.
It must be the high Mercury content.
I think it was filmed in the theatre though as I see a little silhouetto of a man...
I told them I was far better at playing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I said “I’m not sure about that but I can have a good crack at Bohemian Rhapsody”
No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody!
I said “I’m not sure about that but I can have a good crack at Bohemian Rhapsody”
Me: No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody
I said no, but I can do a good Bohemian Rhapsody
They asked, "Can you perform under pressure?"
I said, "No, but I can perform Bohemian Rhapsody."
No, but I can give Bohemian Rhapsody a go.
At a recent job interview I was asked "Can you perform under pressure?"
I said "Unfortunately not, but I know the words to Bohemian Rhapsody."
At a recent job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure.
I said "I don't know that one but I can have a crack at Bohemian Rhapsody."
I said that I don't know that one, but I could take a shot at Bohemian Rhapsody.
