Resisting Puns

A list of puns related to "Resisting"

Right after being born, my newborn daughter wouldn't "latch" for her first feeding. So after 27-plus hours of labor and four hours of pushing, I looked at my poor, exhausted wife and said, "Looks like she's... resisting abreast."

My first official dad joke.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! I’ll be putting this in my little one’s Reddit Scholarship Fund!

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👤︎ u/gaudiocomplex
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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👤︎ u/ioannis_03
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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Here is a song dedicated to all them dads such inside resisting their wild side.

https://www.facebook.com/jeremy.grant.129794/videos/724638974740327/UzpfSTUwNTk1MDI4NToxMDE1NjcxOTQ5NDkwNTI4Ng/

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👤︎ u/phildog2000
📅︎ Mar 30 2020
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My son didn't want to take a nap, so I had to call the police because he was resisting a rest.
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👤︎ u/Bomber_Max
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

For more jokes, please check out this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9vyikZJ58I

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👤︎ u/BigChrisDon
📅︎ May 25 2019
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Resisting arrest dilbert.com/strip/1991-03…
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👤︎ u/nikhilbhavsar
📅︎ Jan 14 2018
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My dad told me he was once tased by a cop, then charged with resisting arrest...

He objected that, while being tasered, he was actually just resisting the charge.

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👤︎ u/ijustwantanfingname
📅︎ May 22 2015
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, does that mean they're guilty of resisting a rest?
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👤︎ u/CarsonLarson
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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👤︎ u/korpsart
📅︎ Nov 09 2017
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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👤︎ u/Cloraxbleach420
📅︎ Aug 16 2019
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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👤︎ u/Shwoopsx7
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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👤︎ u/TheSupraDixk
📅︎ Nov 25 2016
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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👤︎ u/ruchi565
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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If I refuse to rest, is that resisting a rest?
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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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👤︎ u/ryannbajaj
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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If a child refuses to take a nap, is he resisting a rest?
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👤︎ u/RabbitReddit
📅︎ Jun 24 2014
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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👤︎ u/jihana13
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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If a child refuses to take a nap, is he resisting a rest?
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👤︎ u/RabbitReddit
📅︎ Jun 24 2014
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If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, they are guilty of resisting a rest.
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👤︎ u/AsLongAsYouKnow
📅︎ Oct 16 2013
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