I'm doing a hitch hiking face across Europe this winter. There are 60 teams and a prize for the best team name. The race finishes in Prague and I can't think of a name! Anyone got any ideas?
...it uses blocktrain Czechnology.
I just want you to know I understand
The Stagnation of the Buck
Prague rock.
Bananarchy.
Use a pair of Caesars
Czech-mates
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
He Czechels
would she be Prague-nant?
The Czech Republic
Because they are czech-made
They're very Praguematic over there
It's the pie-rates of the Caribbean
You've got a lot of Gauls!
You czech the polish.
Thanksgiving
Turns out they really love their Prague Rock.
Punta, cana buy you a beer?
And a Czech one too, a Czech one too.
Best Prague rock show I've ever seen.
You Taiwan on!
Play Doughβs βThe Republicβ
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
The Czech Republic.
I went to return a T-Shirt to Banana Republic today. The item wasn't on my receipt so they asked me to swipe my credit card to see if they could find it in my purchase history.
Cashier: "Hmmm, that didn't work. Sir, would you mind re-swiping, I want to try your card again." Me: "It's a T-Shirt, not a cardigan" My 13 Year Old Son: π
The Weimar Republic
So I'm trying to write an essay about the Roman Republic becoming the Roman Empire, thought it'd be funny to start off with a pun but I can't think of anything so... help?
Watching the Vesely vs. Berdych match, both are from the Czech Republic.
Dad: well I guess he's playing his Czech mate
This man is my role model
Edit: spelling
Across from us in the train was a very nice older couple from California. We are also American so naturally we got along just fine. As we were towards the end of our trip coming into Prague. The older man across from us looks at his wife and says, "What do you get when you marry a woman from the Czech Republic? A Czech mate". His wife's eyes rolled to the back of her head while my wife and I slowly looked at each other and busted out with laughter. Great way to end the 5.75 hour train ride.
I was at my friend's poker night and we were playing texas hold 'em. On one of the hands the flop was a 3 of spades, a 7 of clubs, and a 2 of hearts.
Nobody really had anything so far and the hand went:
Friend 1 (small blind): "Check"
Friend 2 (big blind): "Check"
Friend 3: "Check"
Friend 4: "Check"
Friend 5: "Check"
Friend 6: "Check"
Me (dealer): We must be in the Czech Republic
One of our friends read that his pipe tamp was made in the Czech Republic and my roommate said "that's good now you know it got a Czech of approval"
"Banana Republic...is that for people, or just bananas?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZtSQCbAQxU
"She was Irish, opened a store. Called it potato republic."
Brilliant joke from my cracker, have banked it for next year!
Q: what country is the only one to not accept cash?
A:The Czech Republic!
The Czech Republic
