Czech Republic pun required!

I'm doing a hitch hiking face across Europe this winter. There are 60 teams and a prize for the best team name. The race finishes in Prague and I can't think of a name! Anyone got any ideas?

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The Czech republic is introducing a train ticketing system so you can pay with bitcoin...

...it uses blocktrain Czechnology.

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During the pledge of allegiance I sit after β€œto the republic”

I just want you to know I understand

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What was troubling the Deer leader of the Elk socialist republic?

The Stagnation of the Buck

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What kind of music do people in the Czech Republic listen to?

Prague rock.

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What's the opposite of a Banana Republic

Bananarchy.

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How do you destroy a Republic?

Use a pair of Caesars

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What do chess players from the Czech Republic call their friends?

Czech-mates

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A slice of pie is $2.75 in Jamaica and $2.50 in the Dominican Republic.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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A bunch of people said they liked my shirt
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What does a guy from the Czech Republic do after he's told a joke about Israeli currency?

He Czechels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/altoConcerto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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If a mother is expecting a child that was conceived in the capital of the Czech Republic...

would she be Prague-nant?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/graafslaaf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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What country does not accept cash or credit cards ?

The Czech Republic

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Why are people from the Czech Republic bad at chess?

Because they are czech-made

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The Czech Republic makes the most useful machines.

They're very Praguematic over there

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In the Dominican Republic, a coconut pie is $3. in Jamaica, a banana cream pie is $4.

It's the pie-rates of the Caribbean

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What did the Roman Republic say to France?

You've got a lot of Gauls!

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How do know if a car is from Poland or the Czech Republic?

You czech the polish.

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What's the national holiday of the Republic of Turkey?

Thanksgiving

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TIL that the band RUSH has a huge following in the Czech Republic.

Turns out they really love their Prague Rock.

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What's a bad start when trying to pick up a girl in the Dominican Republic?

Punta, cana buy you a beer?

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I have a Russian friend who is a sound technician...

And a Czech one too, a Czech one too.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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A few years ago, I went to a Rush concert over in the Czech Republic

Best Prague rock show I've ever seen.

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When Canaan Banana became President of Zimbabwe in 1980 he made it the only literal Banana Republic
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How do you drink to excess in the Republic of China?

You Taiwan on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigwhistle
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Which philosophical text do children best relate with?

Play Dough’s β€œThe Republic”

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Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?

They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.

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Czech
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Which country's people are least likely to use cash?

The Czech Republic.

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True story

I went to return a T-Shirt to Banana Republic today. The item wasn't on my receipt so they asked me to swipe my credit card to see if they could find it in my purchase history.

Cashier: "Hmmm, that didn't work. Sir, would you mind re-swiping, I want to try your card again." Me: "It's a T-Shirt, not a cardigan" My 13 Year Old Son: πŸ™„

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Which system of government had the biggest problem of people always questioning their grandmothers?

The Weimar Republic

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Adiūtā́tō! Roman pun assistance

So I'm trying to write an essay about the Roman Republic becoming the Roman Empire, thought it'd be funny to start off with a pun but I can't think of anything so... help?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SegaExodus
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Wimbledon is on again

Watching the Vesely vs. Berdych match, both are from the Czech Republic.

Dad: well I guess he's playing his Czech mate

This man is my role model

Edit: spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartanc9657
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Today my wife and I on our honeymoon were headed to Prague on a train from Munich.

Across from us in the train was a very nice older couple from California. We are also American so naturally we got along just fine. As we were towards the end of our trip coming into Prague. The older man across from us looks at his wife and says, "What do you get when you marry a woman from the Czech Republic? A Czech mate". His wife's eyes rolled to the back of her head while my wife and I slowly looked at each other and busted out with laughter. Great way to end the 5.75 hour train ride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shuttledock
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Playing poker

I was at my friend's poker night and we were playing texas hold 'em. On one of the hands the flop was a 3 of spades, a 7 of clubs, and a 2 of hearts.

Nobody really had anything so far and the hand went:

Friend 1 (small blind): "Check"

Friend 2 (big blind): "Check"

Friend 3: "Check"

Friend 4: "Check"

Friend 5: "Check"

Friend 6: "Check"

Me (dealer): We must be in the Czech Republic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thebearjew559
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Got dad joked by my roomate today

One of our friends read that his pipe tamp was made in the Czech Republic and my roommate said "that's good now you know it got a Czech of approval"

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My dad likes to go shopping with me...

"Banana Republic...is that for people, or just bananas?"

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Spinal Tap Really Were Incredible at Dad Jokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZtSQCbAQxU

"She was Irish, opened a store. Called it potato republic."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrouserTorpedo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2013
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Cash not accepted

Brilliant joke from my cracker, have banked it for next year!

Q: what country is the only one to not accept cash?

A:The Czech Republic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrangeandMango
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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What country doesn't take cash or credit?

The Czech Republic

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