Religious Beliefs Puns

A list of puns related to "Religious Beliefs"

Did you know bees tend to have unusual religious beliefs?

That's because they're insects

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👤︎ u/Danelius90
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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What’s the majority of cows religious beliefs?

Moo-slims

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👤︎ u/ChubChuz
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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Have you heard of atheism?

It’s a non-prophet organization

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👤︎ u/chicken-littler
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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Bruce Springsteen, Pearl Jam and Ringo Starr all cancel NC shows over the anti-LGBT law.

This is disconcerting news.

But seriously:

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👤︎ u/FullNoodleFrontity
📅︎ Apr 19 2016
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My 17yo niece fell victim to my 32yo dad/uncle humor.

So my mom, my oldest sister, and her daughter where at mine and my wife’s house for the weekend.

After having all the lights out so my wife and niece could play with a Ouija board, my niece wanted to make a cup of hot cocoa in the kitchen but she could find the light switch. The following exchange occurred...

Niece: Where is the light in the kitchen? Me: On the ceiling. Niece: Ok, but how do you turn it on? Me: With a light switch. Niece: Where is the light switch? Me: On the wall. Niece: Which wall? Me: The one with the switch.

She’s a good sport tho. We where laughing, she was grinning but definitely done with my uncle shit.

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👤︎ u/HunterShotBear
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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