An Indian woman offended me, so I cursed her to be reincarnated as a a garment worn by Hindu women.
She'll be sari!
While out caroling one Christmas eve, Jeff & Don were tragically killed in the middle of singing "Deck the Halls". In a strange twist, they were reincarnated as ass-less leather chaps. Jeff looked at his friend and said...
..."Don, we now are gay apparel."
What would reincarnated bunny BIGGIE rap? teespring.com/en-GB/newbiβ¦
If I Die and get Reincarnated as Batteries, It will be fine
I'm never included in anything anyway.
Humans go through reincarnation. What do shoes go through?
A reboot.
I didn't appreciate reincarnation until I got hit by that truck...
And woke up feeling like a whole new man
My health insurance company refused to pay my bill because I believe in reincarnation.
They said I have a pre existing condition.
Hey dad, do you believe in reincarnation?
Because I sure didn't when I was your age!
What happens to cars after they die?
They reincarnate!
My friend believes in reincarnation and says in his former life, he was a calf slaughtered for the meat.
Very revealing.
To all those who don't believe in reincarnation
I hate reincarnation
I hope it never comes back
This takes "Puff Puff Pass" to a whole new level! And that's my effort a t a weak pun...
Someone asked me if I'm pro-life, and I said
"Nah, I'm only amateur life. I need to reincarnate a few more times before I can go pro."
I had some flowers in a vase, but they died. I looked at them again a few hours later, and it seemed they had come back to life!
I guess it was reincarnation
