In coal country there was a highly-regarded regional dish made from the communityβs table scraps.
You canβt make it legally anymore though. A judge ruled that all the people supplying food were contributing to the delicacy of a miner.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
What gift did the snakes get from their wedding registry?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I spent all day on the Internet looking at mufflers
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︎ May 15 2021
How do trees access the Internet?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
I went to an Internet cafe, but they declined my credit card.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
What chemical is released in your brain when you find something funny on the internet?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What do you call a famous internet virus?
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︎ May 07 2021
My internet router is in my basement.
You could say that I come from a LAN down under.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Today I was in a home with no internet.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
I visited a place with no internet
There was something amish
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︎ Apr 13 2021
A friend of mine planned to use balloons to propose to his internet girlfriend, but then they finally met face to face.
He immediately popped the question.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What's the dog breed that is addicted to internet?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Bill Gates meets Arnold Schwarzenneger at a party and asks him if he's upgraded to Windows 10 yet? Big Arnie replies.......
"Ah still love Vista Baby....."
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Do you know how many clickbait articles there are out on the Internet now?
The answer may shock you.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
I really need to stop looking at the internet today. Everything seems to be an April Fool's gag.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
In the Seine-et-Marne region of France you can bail yourself out of prison using cheese
It's called playing the 'Get out of jail Brie card'
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︎ Jan 31 2021
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
How do they access the internet in Israel?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
How does a muslim close a door?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
How does a tree connect to the internet?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Internet seems boring in 2021
Or at least not as βflashyβ
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I donβt know how I feel about internet speeds
It has its Ups and its Downs
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What vessels sail the waters of the Chinese internet?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?
Stake n shake!
(I'm not sure if this is a regional restaurant but I assure you it exists.)
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︎ Mar 26 2021
If Al Gore really invented the internet, did he develop his own Al-Gore-rithms? :')
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I still believe Bill Clinton's Vice President invented the internet
Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I asked my police officer friend if he had made any progress with the investigation into who stole all their internet cables.
He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
My internet died today
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Why don't horses use the internet?
They can't find stable connections.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What brand of chips is slower than Internet Explorer?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What internet job did the potato get?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
2020 is the most popular year on the internet.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
They really mis-named the superhero called "Ant-man"
He should really be called Uncle.
Can't really take credit, my nieces made the joke while watching the movie. Regionally "Aunt" is pronounced as "ant"
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What will be played at remembrance of the Internet Wars?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?
Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I bought a shop vac, but had to return it.
It kept buying things off the internet.
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︎ May 09 2021
I've been Internet hacking for almost thirty years, and now I want to give it up.
Can someone point me to an Anonymous Anonymous group?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
The last thing left on my friend's wedding registry was a garbage can.
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︎ Aug 13 2016
How do trees get in the internet?
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︎ Mar 08 2021
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Why don't horses use the internet?
They can't find stable connections.
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