In coal country there was a highly-regarded regional dish made from the community’s table scraps.

You can’t make it legally anymore though. A judge ruled that all the people supplying food were contributing to the delicacy of a miner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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What gift did the snakes get from their wedding registry?

Hiss and her bath towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jstockmoe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I spent all day on the Internet looking at mufflers

And now I’m exhausted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabrodgil
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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How do trees access the Internet?

... they log in

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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I went to an Internet cafe, but they declined my credit card.

It was cache only.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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What chemical is released in your brain when you find something funny on the internet?

Dopameme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SixTwoVI
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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What do you call a famous internet virus?

An Instagram influenza

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tawawt88
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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My internet router is in my basement.

You could say that I come from a LAN down under.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echtersessel0361
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Today I was in a home with no internet.

Something was Amish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?

I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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I visited a place with no internet

There was something amish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skank_Magank
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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A friend of mine planned to use balloons to propose to his internet girlfriend, but then they finally met face to face.

He immediately popped the question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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What's the dog breed that is addicted to internet?

The CYBERian husky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Bill Gates meets Arnold Schwarzenneger at a party and asks him if he's upgraded to Windows 10 yet? Big Arnie replies.......

"Ah still love Vista Baby....."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ipoointhepool
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Do you know how many clickbait articles there are out on the Internet now?

The answer may shock you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeceasedRa7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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I really need to stop looking at the internet today. Everything seems to be an April Fool's gag.

Just kidding :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Syldon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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In the Seine-et-Marne region of France you can bail yourself out of prison using cheese

It's called playing the 'Get out of jail Brie card'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiorzol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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How do they access the internet in Israel?

Net and Yahoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadatyaba
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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How does a tree connect to the internet?

Logging in

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Internet seems boring in 2021

Or at least not as β€œflashy”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximusheadroom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I don’t know how I feel about internet speeds

It has its Ups and its Downs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anchorboiii
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What vessels sail the waters of the Chinese internet?

Censorships.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brixenaru
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?

Stake n shake!

(I'm not sure if this is a regional restaurant but I assure you it exists.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombieHeyHeyHeyOh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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If Al Gore really invented the internet, did he develop his own Al-Gore-rithms? :')
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πŸ‘€︎ u/terrarion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I still believe Bill Clinton's Vice President invented the internet

Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ucbrandon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I asked my police officer friend if he had made any progress with the investigation into who stole all their internet cables.

He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gubaxter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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My internet died today

Poor connection :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why don't horses use the internet?

They can't find stable connections.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rey_lumen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What brand of chips is slower than Internet Explorer?

DeLay’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TiesG92
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What internet job did the potato get?

YouTuber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/craftynoodle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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2020 is the most popular year on the internet.

It went viral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quietconsigliere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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They really mis-named the superhero called "Ant-man"

He should really be called Uncle.

Can't really take credit, my nieces made the joke while watching the movie. Regionally "Aunt" is pronounced as "ant"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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What will be played at remembrance of the Internet Wars?

The last re-post

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadManAlfie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?

Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I bought a shop vac, but had to return it.

It kept buying things off the internet.

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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I've been Internet hacking for almost thirty years, and now I want to give it up.

Can someone point me to an Anonymous Anonymous group?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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The last thing left on my friend's wedding registry was a garbage can.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marsyred
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2016
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How do trees get in the internet?

They log in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dpete88
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Why don't horses use the internet?

They can't find stable connections.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rey_lumen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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