Refunded Puns

...they claimed the 10% was a re-stocking fee.

It wasn't what he had in mind

The store’s manager told me that I bought a one night stand.

By reporting all their earnings as Gross Income

Damn! Wrong sub again!

I guess all of that money went to her head.

But I lost interest

50 cent featuring Nickelback.

I asked the young girl at the register "If I buy this and don't have a better tomorrow can I return it for a refund?"

I tried to get a refund. But I couldn't get my NickleBack.

Morning wood.

and the company refused to refund my purchase because it had already been de-livered.

Me: I demand a refund!

Assistant: what's wrong with it?

Me: It's stale mate.

Assistant: Surely not?

Me: Check mate.

My wife was telling our group a story of how she and her flat-mates got screwed by their landlords (property managers, not the property owners) in England. Right before they were due to refund everyone's security deposits, they took all the money, closed the business, and buggered off to Egypt. I asked her if they set up a multilevel marketing campaign.

You know... a Pyramid Scheme?

Me: Honey, have you seen that Comcast refund check? Her: I ate it Me: Stahp, where is it? Her: Seriously, I ate it. -- I guess you can say I have expensive taste EYEROLLS

A friend of mine wanted to return rechargeable batteries he bought on Amazon. While filling out forms to return them he got an email saying "This ones on us" pretty much saying he could keep the batteries as well as getting a refund.

I replied: "I guess you got those batteries free of charge"