My dad on the refugee crisis

Aunt: "1 in 300 Syrian refugees are plants."

Dad: "The others are animals."

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👤︎ u/msherman0
📅︎ Dec 10 2015
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No more jokes about the refugee crisis everybody...

...it's a Syria's situation.

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📅︎ Nov 22 2015
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My dadjoke senses started tingling in class the other day.

So we were discussing the recent refugee crisis in class a few days ago. One girl said:"It's going to be pretty hard in winter for them, because there arent a lot of proper shelters." So I loudly claimed :"Yeah the situation is getting pretty IN TENTS!" Reaction: Teacher laughed, some students cringed and most people didnt listen...

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👤︎ u/kron-y
📅︎ Dec 01 2015
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