What do you call a man who was force fed chocolate and peanut butter then chopped up?

Reese’s Pieces

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firepower98
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Cop: do you mind identifying the body? I must warn you it ispretty hacked up!

Me [tearing up]: yes, that’s my brother Reese. Cop: are you sure? Me: yes I’m sure, those are Reese’s pieces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKrabs7382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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If a man named Reese was cremated, his urn would be a Reese's cup.

And inside would be Reese's pieces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_kibble
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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