They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.
But I had plenty of bars
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
The ceremony was ok, but the reception was excellent.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was great!
But the reception was incredible.
I walked into a chilly reception.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was incredible
The ceremony was decent, but the reception was amazing!
I don’t know... ask the receptionist...
The ceremony turned out wonderful but the reception was awful.
Their reception was fantastic.
A party pooper.
I wasn't expecting such a warm reception.
Bad reception.
The ceremony wasn’t bad, but the reception was fantastic!
The wedding was ok, but the reception was fantastic!
" ... now, if everybody could raise their glasses ..."
Mom: "I don't have a glass, but I have a bottle"
Dad: takes glasses off, raises in air
Everybody at table: Facepalms
I guess because they are icelated.
"Excuse me Sir, do you have any baggage to check in?" "No, I'm travelling light"
They ask "Was it arson?", and the officer answers "Yes, your son".
Edit: holy shrimp! I got silver! Thanks for the reception!
One of the distant aunts is walking around to each table taking pictures with her iPad for the couple the reception is for. She asks:
"They would like a picture of each table" father in law chimes in... "Just the table or could I be in it too?" She laughs and holds up the iPad for the picture. Father in law sounds out "Great, now she's reading her tablet instead of taking pictures"
Classic.
I'm on vacation with my family out west (from Michigan) and were passing through New Mexico and I decide to pass the time on my phone but I look at my reception and I'm getting 0-2 bars so I say outloud "The cell reception is a little rocky out here!"
The groans/chuckles were amazing!
Edit: I'm not a dad.
I was dyeing my hair and came downstairs with aluminum foil all over my head; My stepdad (watching TV), says as I approach him: "The TV reception is getting better"
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
The reception was excellent.
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great .
But the reception was incredible!
the wedding wasn't much to speak of, but the reception was excellent.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great.
The wedding wasn't much but the reception was incredible
The ceremony was simple, but the reception was excellent!
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
