[need for help] Pun experts, share the best pun you know about academia/professors/education/writing for grants. Any help deeply appreciated!
EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short
HELP PUN
Ok guys my 1 year anniversary is coming up with my boyfriend and I'm making a pun book with 365 Puns about love and I'm running out can you help me PLEASE
Help needed for a colour pun
I'm currently developing a game for my studies based on the old windows Game Pipe Dream (or Pipe Mania). It is two player and competitive where each player works for one of two rival companies. The game has a steampunk theme and each company is represented by a different colour. Green is Greenpunk Industries. I need your help, pun masters of reddit, in coming up with a pun for the Blue company.
A little boy ran up to me " please help, my Dad is in a fight " I followed and we came across two men fighting. I said, " Ok, which one is your Dad ? " ..
.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "
Help! I need frog related username puns!!!
Please! Funny frog usernames! Go! Help!
This support group will help you recharge
Yall my friends hate puns and i wanna make fun of their nicknames please help
Their nicknames are: Brat, Soap and tali
Help!
Coworker found a loophole and it’s mostly dressed as a bear. I’ve used all my bear puns! Help me make more! Work at a gas station/pizza place
REQUEST : Need help with a punny (sorry) construction site related safety slogan
I have to make a slogan for safety week at a construction site I work at. Can you guys help?
A new father goes to a club that helps adjust to fatherhood
Receptionist: Hello and welcome to the NDA, or New Dad Association, how may I help you today?
Dad: Can I tell other people about this?
Did you hear about the self-help group for compulsive talkers?
It's called On & On Anon.
Why don’t photons ever need help with their luggage?
Can anybody give me some advice to help me removing ice from my windshield? I just tried with a discount card I had In my pocket
I always take my problems to Tommy
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter.
Doctor: I don't follow you.
Pun name help?
Hey! I'm currently writing a novel. And I'm liking for a pun name based on a word that would suggest them not being real. Please don't give me the actual name. Please give me a word I can work with
I've been depreased recently, so my wife said she was going to make a selection of Middle Eastern food to help cheer me up.
Instead she just made me falafel.
An old guy goes to the chemist and asks the pharmacist, "Is there some pills that can help with sex?" The pharmacist says, "Yes, Viagra, it's awesome, I take it myself" The old guy asks, "Can you get it over the counter?" Pharmacist replies, "If I took 2 or 3, probably."
I've decided to seek help for my irrational fear of speed humps...
I'm slowly getting over it.
Gatorade should run some kind of charity promotion where they raise funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.
need your help to find new multipuns
A while ago i stumbled upon this 4in1 pun:
It's a TV show featuring a motorcycle gang full of bisexual royal norsemen called
Bikings
Mighty redditors can you help me to find more of this kind of multi puns?
Help me with a name!!!
Hi guys! I’m opening and Etsy shop with my sisters selling stickers (for all ages). There’s 3 of us, we live on the south shore, Massachusetts by the beach. Looking for a punny name!!! Help me out :)
I just donated to this group which helps out stray cats...
I guess I'm a feline-thropist now.
Cigarettes after sex helped me....
What do you call a joke that can help you with your studies?
What's the name of that cool female friend who helps you pick up chicks?
I tried calling the tinnitus help line.
There was no answer, it just kept ringing.
My wife came home from work stressed out from her day. I asked her how I could help, she asked me to draw her a bath.
I showed her the drawing I made, she replied “that wasn’t really what I had pictured...”
My wife is pissed at me. I made hard boiled eggs for breakfast this morning and let our 2 year old help peel them and he made a mess
I have been walking on eggshells ever since.
My daughter wanted to help me make some bread, so she offered to "proof" the dough for me.
"Really?"
"Sure," she said.
"It's the yeast I can do."
Gf asked for help, and I did the best I can
Saw nice guy try to help a girl with her spreadsheet
Honest LPT: I got embarrassed the other day, and want to help other people avoid making my mistake. Now this might seem counterintuitive, but if you come up with a good dad joke MEMORIZD it and NEVER write it down. Because the moment you put it on paper...
I can't help it, I like Google's "I'm feeling lucky" button
It's basically love at first site.
How do libraries help keep the books warm?
They give them book jackets!
help!! anyone know any good history valentine’s day puns?
What does an amputee say when they need help?
Excuse me can you gimme a hand?
I need help coming up with “bear” puns for a school project
Trying to think these up has been unbearable
[help] puns for a nutritionist
Just called the tinnitus help line...
Just called the tinnitus help line...
But, it just kept ringing.
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