Chilly reception
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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If you got married and they didn’t play β€œshe’s some kind of wonderful” at the reception did you really get married?

Can I get a witness?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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My wife has been cold to me lately, so I figured a hobby might make her more receptive to my advances. I figured why not stamp collecting? Well, I learned an important lesson...

Philately will get you nowhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Reception Stinks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ithinkhisnameis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Why couldn’t they serve communion wafers at the wedding reception?

It was a no host bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sparklingbeatnik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Spotty reception
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.

They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-kant_even
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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A guy walks into a wedding reception

He goes up to the bartender and asks "Is this the punch-line? "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedCakesYT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I called my wife from prison and there was no reception

But I had plenty of bars

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Did you hear about the wedding of the two antennas?

The ceremony was so-so...but the reception was epic!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pr140391
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I recently went to a wedding between two antennas. The ceremony was terrible but the RECEPTION WAS GREAT.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xSalmonella
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?

The ceremony was ok, but the reception was great.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rawSingularity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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2 antennas got married. The wedding wasn’t much but the reception was great!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/urbanoutdoorsnyc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...

The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Bad Reception (xpost from /r/comics
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Have you heard about the TV repairman's marriage?

The reception was excellent

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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I went to a wedding yesterday where two tv antennas got married

The wedding was horrible but the reception was great

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Two satellites decided to get married. Wasn't much of a wedding, but that reception was amazing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rj17141
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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Is there good reception here...

I don’t know... ask the receptionist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MixMasterRudy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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What do you call someone who has diarrhea at a wedding reception?

A party pooper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shum_Dit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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Two antennas met on a roof and fell in love

The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreepyPastaKing1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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People weren't happy with me for leaving the front door at work open overnight.

I walked into a chilly reception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IlltimedYOLO
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.

Reception said they had a doctor on staff.

The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.

I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff

They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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At a wedding reception...

" ... now, if everybody could raise their glasses ..."

Mom: "I don't have a glass, but I have a bottle"

Dad: takes glasses off, raises in air

Everybody at table: Facepalms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tananar
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2014
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I heard that AT&T and T-Mobile got married, but the reception was terrible!
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2016
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Two antenna met on a roof and eventually got married

The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was incredible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Connor0388
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I went to a wedding a few weeks ago for two antennas.

The ceremony was decent, but the reception was amazing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alli_roo22
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Two wifi engineers got married.

Their reception was fantastic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/behrkon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Was up the mountains today. Reception was a bit Flaky.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/taneth111
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2014
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The AC was broken at the hotel lobby I am staying at.

I wasn't expecting such a warm reception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tmacker14
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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My dad just told me this one: Two WiFi engineer friends of mine just got married.

The wedding was ok, but the reception was fantastic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StefanE30325i
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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A photon arrives at the hotel reception...

"Excuse me Sir, do you have any baggage to check in?" "No, I'm travelling light"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sacredsnail
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2015
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My cell signal always drops when I work the front desk at work and I can't get calls.

Bad reception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melmia88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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At a 60th Wedding Anniversary Reception when...

One of the distant aunts is walking around to each table taking pictures with her iPad for the couple the reception is for. She asks:

"They would like a picture of each table" father in law chimes in... "Just the table or could I be in it too?" She laughs and holds up the iPad for the picture. Father in law sounds out "Great, now she's reading her tablet instead of taking pictures"

Classic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kristopherbanner
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2014
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Cell reception in New Mexico.

I'm on vacation with my family out west (from Michigan) and were passing through New Mexico and I decide to pass the time on my phone but I look at my reception and I'm getting 0-2 bars so I say outloud "The cell reception is a little rocky out here!"

The groans/chuckles were amazing!

Edit: I'm not a dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zamibe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2015
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Two antennas got married.

The reception was wonderful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Two antennas got married...

The ceremony was ok, but the reception was excellent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoopski-Potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much

But the reception was incredible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Two antennas meet on a rooftop and decided to get married

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soaraf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What did you think of the two antennas’ wedding?

The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ballsquancher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Two antennas got married

The reception was excellent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Will7838
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Two antennas got married

The reception was great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnGi3103
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I went to a wedding for two antennas

The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sammamach
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?

The ceremony wasn’t bad, but the reception was fantastic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rv0827
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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