Raving Puns

A list of puns related to "Raving"

I was sitting in the lobby of a hotel last night waiting for my lift. Two former chess champions were seated nearby, raving on about their past glories. I had to leave…

I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/Oven_Kid
📅︎ Sep 30 2021
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Somewhere, right now, there is a night club where critics are raving. (X-post from r/showerthoughts)
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👤︎ u/__Wolfson__
📅︎ Nov 06 2014
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I feel bad for Sacha Baron Cohen. People rave about his performances in Borat and Da Ali G Show…

… but We Don't Talk About Bruno.

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👤︎ u/bci1516
📅︎ Jan 22 2022
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Did you hear about that nightclub for birds?

Was Rave'n

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jan 28 2022
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A piece of motorway, a dual carriageway and a pavement were having a drink in a pub.

Then a section of green section of tarmac walked in, wearing a day-glo t-shirt, holding 5 glow sticks and blowing a whistle. At once the pavement ducked under the table and hid. The other 2 asked him why he was hiding. "That guy's dangerous" he said, "He's a raving cyclepath!!"

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👤︎ u/M1n1b1ker
📅︎ Jan 25 2022
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What do you call J.K. Rowling at a rave?

J.K. Rolling

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👤︎ u/TrimmingsOfTheBris
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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What's the only food they serve at raves?

Seizure Salad

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👤︎ u/Dockie27
📅︎ Jan 06 2019
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No one raves about average

Except...

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👤︎ u/TheTimeDictator
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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What did the Vegetables say at the rave?

Turnip the music!!!

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👤︎ u/WillsterThrillster
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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Everyone raves about diversity...

But white people are all the colors combined.

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👤︎ u/gamingpron0t
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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What does an antique say at a rave.

Drop the vase.

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👤︎ u/machi_koro
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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How does your buddy contact you when he’s at a rave and you can’t hear anything he’s saying?

Edm’s you.

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👤︎ u/Emeri5
📅︎ Aug 20 2018
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What does the music at a horse rave sound like?

Oats oats oats oats...

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👤︎ u/ediciusNJ
📅︎ Dec 31 2015
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If you want to learn how to rave, it can be taught with Es.
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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I'm flying to India to try their famous sandwiches.

Everyone keeps raving about their new deli...

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👤︎ u/MelkorHimself
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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I opened the oven....

I just opened the oven and there were loads of tiny people dancing to techno.

It was a micro-rave.

I'm sorry

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👤︎ u/TheMightyJoeYoung
📅︎ Jul 19 2015
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What's the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?

One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.

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👤︎ u/JRBX
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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If you go clubbing tonight you get an extra hour

Call it daylight ravings

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👤︎ u/BD8D
📅︎ Oct 28 2017
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Did you hear that the singer Seal left a night club event because of the revellers sharing derogatory poems about him?

He was dissed by the prose at a rave.

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👤︎ u/Yetanotherrob
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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When you have a clap light in your bedroom

rough sex also becomes a rave...

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👤︎ u/ice2257
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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Where do zombies go to party?

The rave yard.

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👤︎ u/Troll_Dovahdoge
📅︎ Nov 03 2017
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Did you hear about the restaurant that plays Electronic Dance Music?

I heard they have rave reviews..

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👤︎ u/drupacshakurr
📅︎ Sep 25 2018
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Pulled this one on the wife

Me: Did you know a quarter pound is sometimes called a german rave?

Wife: What? Really?

Me: Yea! Ounce, ounce, ounce, ounce

Usage: I would like a german rave with cheese, no pickles

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👤︎ u/mysteryweapon
📅︎ Jan 06 2014
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my whole office groaned at me. it was glorious.

so the events manager was coordinating with the head chef at my job (i work at a hotel).

they were discussing the three types of fish they currently had in stock and people's receptions. the general consensus regarding the first was positive. they moved on to the second which also received rave reviews. they left out discussion of the third. from my chair about 20 yards away i proclaim;

"i guess the third is a whole other fish to fry!"

audible groan from everyone in the office. success.

my dad would be proud.

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👤︎ u/king09
📅︎ May 22 2015
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My son's been begging me to finally watch Shrek with him, so last weekend, I finally caved in...

After it was over, he asked me what I thought.

I looked at him and sighed, "I don't know. Everyone raved about it but to be honest, it really though that it was ogre rated."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Nov 20 2017
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What's the only food they serve at raves?

Seizure Salad

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👤︎ u/Dockie27
📅︎ Jan 06 2019
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