A magician got arrested after turning a flock of ravens into a flock of crows

He made a conspiracy to murder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OttemanEmperor
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My aunt's beloved pet raven passed away. /r/3amjokes/comments/t890…
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Quoth the Raven, β€œOh, bother.”
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If you're ever in a position where you need to tell the difference between a Crow and a Raven...

...then an easy trick is to count the pinion feathers on each of their wings. A Crow typically has one more feather when compared to a Raven.

That's right - it's just a matter of a pinion.

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A group of β€œKarens” are sitting at a restaurant together.

A waiter approaches and asks, β€œIs anything OK?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackbequikk
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Did you hear about the magician who got jailed for changing his group of ravens into a group of crows?

He was arrested for "conspiracy to murder".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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A raven has 17 primary wing feathersβ€”the big ones at the end of the wing, also called pinion feathers. A crow only has 16.

So the difference between a raven and a crow is only a matter of a pinion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2021
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My first original dad joke! Why can't you check a crow or raven with your luggage like other pets?

Because they're carrion birds.

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Does anyone know the difference between Crows and Ravens??

It’s a matter of a pinion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Normguy85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2021
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What do you call a group of ravens trying bring crows together?

A conspiracy to commit murder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_bored_wolf
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I once had a parrot that was taken over by the spirit of a raven. It'd often say, "nevermore".

It was Poe-sessed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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What do you call a room full of ravens?

Crowded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
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A bunch of ravens and crows keep gathering outside my house but I don’t mind

I love a good murder conspiracy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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They are ravenous.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Its a Raven!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEmoTurtle
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What type of writing is "The Raven?"

An Edgar Allen Poem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanbrother
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Edgar Allan Poe was never hungry

He was always ravenous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uisqebaugh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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I saw a blackbird going crazy the other day.

It was a raven lunatic..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FartyMcFry89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2021
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How many ravens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It’s imPOEsible to tell

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Quoth the passive-aggressive raven,

"Never mind."

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What do sleepy crows love best?

Cawffee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellaHellerson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2021
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Why do Crows sit on telephone poles?

To make long distance caws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AspenTD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2021
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why are blackbirds so fun

they’re always raven

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Memegeneer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2021
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My pet raven, Poe, started coughing...

Thought it was Corvid-19, but then bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because each starts with an e and ends with an e.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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What tool does a pub for ravens second as?

A crowbar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wamminjammin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I went to an underground party dressed as a bird.

I was raven for hours.

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Bird Puns
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6 years ago today on my birthday. The Baltimore Ravens have won two Super Bowls, both on February 3rd. All a Baltimore boy would like for his cake day is some purple fever! I believe #20 intercepted Colin's ball hence "Ed Reads". I crack myself up.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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A guy tried to tell me the difference between a crow and a raven is that a crow’s call is β€œcaw” and a raven’s call is β€œnevermore.”

He was a Poe source of information.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I wanna know where that bar is.
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I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.

There’s caws for alarm.

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Ravens and Crows

A good friend told me a story once. When she was a kid her family would often go to zoos and museums while on vacation. They were in the aviary on one of those visits looking at birds. My friend saw a crow asked the zookeeper a question. "What's the difference between a raven and a crow?" The zookeeper looked at her, smiled and started to answer. "Have you ever heard of a pinion feather?" he said. "Pinions are the the feathers at the tip of a bird's wing that allows it to fly. They are also the ones that people will trim to prevent birds from flying away. Crows have 5 pinion feathers while ravens have 6. So, if you think about it, it's really just a matter of a pinion."

To this day, my friend and her family don't know the real answer to "What's the difference between a crow and a raven?" They are wonderful and intelligent people, but they subscribe to a particular brand of ignorance where a good pun is better than actual knowledge. They call it punorance.

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Ravens fans are so tough...

...they hang out in crowbars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Happy_Each_Day
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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My friend told me a joke about "The Raven..."

It was in Poe taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheN00bBuilder
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I happen to have a pet Raven. Sometimes he's good, sometimes he's a total jerk. If I had to say something about what it's like owning one

I'd say it's got it's crows and caws.

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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I went for a long drive on the weekend, and there was something that troubled me.

I'm Australian, in Australia, specifically southern Australia. Very specifically, southern Victoria. Anyway. I took a long drive on Friday, out to Halls Gap, which is a beautiful part of the world. Oddly, I noticed along the way a significant amount of dead crows on the side of the road. Now I'm of county stock, and I know well that crows (although technically ravens I believe) are an extraordinarily intelligent bird, and it's very rare that you see one fallen by the roadside. As such, it was obvious to me as unusual. So I looked it up, and as it happened there'd been a study conducted regarding the very road I'd driven down. Turns out, this particular road was notorious for dead crows on account of two very basic reasons, the first, it's proximity to bushland which ensured a considerable amount of regular road kill (possums, kangaroos, etcetera) and second, the road was a significant trucking route. It follows logic, although I did not see it at the time, that it was determined that the trucks, rather than the cars which used the road were to blame regarding the amount of dead crows. How so, you ask? I, too, was interested to know. You see, the front of the average car in these modern times is made of plastic and paint whereas the Australian cross-country truck is equipped with a large alloy bullbar. A crow, when hit by a car will have chips of paint transferred onto its feathers whereas one downed by a truck will have none. Now crows are not usually struck by vehicles, as they are a very intelligent bird. As such, they employ a sentry bird, which looks out as the others eat from the road, and warns them of any approaching danger. Such is the intelligence of the crows! So why should they perish by truck in such numbers? The answer amazed me. As it turns out, a sentry crow sees the approaching vehicle and calls to his friends CAR! CAR! CAR! but he can't say truck

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A raven walks into a restaurant. The waiter asks, would you like soups or salads?

Broth, the raven, nevermore

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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How is a raven like a writing desk? (Tribute to Lewis Carroll)

Edgar Allan Poe wrote on both.

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That's Mr. Hungry to you

Dad: I'm hungry.

Daughter: nice to meet you, Hungry.

Dad: actually, Hungry is my nickname.

Daughter: really? how'd you get it?

Dad: I used to be a bird trainer.

Daughter: what does that have to do with it?

Dad: I was known for being quite raven-ous.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2021
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Did you hear about the ravenous shrubs that attacked a group of tourists?

It was an amBUSH.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psycho_Hobbit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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Why does a group of Ravens not exist?

It is a conspiracy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daxdax_Universe
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What do you call a room full of ravens?

Crowded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1aim1
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Scientifically a raven has 17 primary wing feathers.

The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion feathers. A crow has sixteen.

So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/createsean
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Apparently crows have 16 pinion feathers and ravens have 17.

So I guess the difference is a matter of a pinion.

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Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid tail feathers called pinions, while a crow only has 16? The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.
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What's the difference between a Crow and a Raven?

Well you see, a Crow has 4 pinion feathers on their wings while a Raven has only 3. So really, it's just a matter of a pinion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miko93
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A raven has 17 primary wing feathers

These are the big ones at the end of the wing, also called pinion feathers. A crow only has 16 of them. So the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealisticFake
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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"What's the difference between a raven and a crow?" asked my son. "Ravens have seventeen wing feathers with the end feather called a pinion, in contrast to crows having only sixteen wing feathers." I answered.

I continued, "Therefore, it's just a matter of a pinion."

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