Mum: (yells at dad) - Why is there a bloody tennis racquet on the kitchen table??

Dad: Relax love it's serving lunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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why did the man buy 9 racquets?

because tennis too many

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellon_coliee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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It's a racquet. imgur.com/jnzTI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrangeSofa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2012
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To keep fit, I’ve taken up quiet tennis.

It’s like regular tennis, but without the racquet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Never date a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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I invented a new game called Silent Tennis.

It’s like regular tennis but without the racquet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I visited a tennis equipment factory. The noise there was unbearable

They make a racket.

(Please no hate. Tennis jokes need love)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiVShenoy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I beat my tennis partner so bad he started crying

I got charged with racquet-tearing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lol_camis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2014
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Did you hear about the tennis match played in absolute silence?

There was no racquet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snewo33
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2013
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I had a job at a tennis goods factory

I got fired for making a racquet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yerrmayte
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2016
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