Why is the English weather like a Muslim (not racist)
Because its either sunni or shi'ite
A lot of people say they don’t have a racist bone in their body
After all, racism is only skin deep
Did you hear the one about the racist pirate?
He kept using a hard arrrrr!
Did you hear about the Canadian racist when he heard the First Nations people were getting their own territory?
Well he was having Nunavut.
Why did the letter C think letter A and B were racist ?
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
What do you call a French racist?
What do you call a group of racist Irish detectives?
I think my husband may be a racist.
He freaked out when he found out my boyfriend is Black.
I don’t want to sound racist, but...
Every one in the KKK looks the same to me.
What do call a racist man without feet fingers that is allergic to milk.
My dumb friend is a closet racist
Closets aren't even a race!
Why do Racists like Macbooks?
If one studies geometry, does that make them racist?
After all, they become arean.
What club do racist scientists join?
The Potassium Potassium Potassium
I don't mean to sound racist, but
Amish people can NOT drive.
Do you know why some are racists?
They can Nazi the value of all people.
Competitive runners are just racists.
Why do racists hate the antiderivative?
Cuz they don’t wanna integrate!
What does a group of racist designers call themselves?
My friends keep saying that I’m a racist.
I told them that since my injury I have not run any marathons.
I ain't racist. In fact I like all kinds of races
Nascar, motocross, formula one, and drag racing.
Why is most of the alphabet racist?
The award as the most racist country in Europe goes to..
I apologize if this sounds racist but...
All ultrasounds look the same.
Car commercial editors are racist as hell...
...they're always crushing the blacks.
What do you call racists who dont like people with missing toes ?
Drunk racists are always slurring
What can you say about a racist cow, with no toes?
Well, I would say he lacks toes and tolerance
I’m not a racist, I love all races.
Overpriced drinks, racist baristas, and now the news this week about Starbucks...
I recently read a book about a racist chip.
It was called Fried and Prejudiced.
If you hate someone because of their race, you're a racist.
Does that mean if you hate someone because of their bike you're a bicyclist?
Does anyone else like running marathons, or am I just a racist?
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