Quranic Puns

A list of puns related to "Quranic"

A new virus outbreak in a mosque

They all had to go in Quran-tine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jo-de_jong
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2022
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The Bible and the Quran tell us to love each other

The Kamasutra is more specific

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatGuyInAWheelchair
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2021
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I got the entire Quran printed on a burlap bag

It was sack religious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day

A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pantlesspatrick
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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What do you call an isolated, Religious, Islamic teenager?

A Quran-teen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nopols
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2022
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what do you call a muslim pop band ?

quran quran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigheadedshrimp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak ?

They stay in Quran-tine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMatrix1101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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If we wanted evangelical Christians to take the pandemic as a serious threat...

... we should have called it the Quran-o-virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ballpressure
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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