I just invented a new number puzzle game that is reminiscent of another commonly known game!

It’s called pseudo-ku.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smorp_a_Dorp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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My niece surprised me last night

My niece is 10 and she likes to watch me play video games. I usually get her with the dad jokes but last night while I was running from the cops in GTA she said "Why don't you just give yourself up?" so I decided to be cheesy and I told her "Because I'm above the law" and she looks at me with a puzzled look and said "You may be tall, but you're not THAT tall".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zabzacon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2014
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All fun and games...

My son had his end of the year art project inside a large cardboard sleeve with handles on it. He had carefully scrawled with magic marker in big block letters:

PORTFOLO

I said, "Well, I guess the fun and games are over!"

He looked puzzled, and asked "why?"

I pointed at his portfolio - "someone has lost an I"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2013
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Dancing in my future

Kid has a facial tissue folded like one of those "chance" games with panels, pick a number, pick a panel, unfold for fortune, kind of thing.

Kid: I can use this tissue to tell your future!

Me: really? Does it say my future involves dancing? (puzzled look in response) Me: I figured since it was a tissue, it has a boogie in it.

I laughed, then had to explain the 70s.

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2014
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