4 Hilarious Push Notification Puns

I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 and the clock struck midnight...

Same shit, different day

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👤︎ u/GerryAtrick1

📅︎ Aug 11 2018

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Did you hear about the lumberjack who got fired for cutting too many trees ?

He saw too much.

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb

📅︎ Aug 14 2018

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Holy shit!

When did they stop blessing water?

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👤︎ u/sargos7

📅︎ Aug 12 2018

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My wife is currently in the hospital having contractions.

They hooked up the monitoring belt to her and I asked the nurse if the sensors could send data to my phone. She said no, but I was really hoping for push notifications.

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👤︎ u/Brewchacki

📅︎ Sep 01 2016

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