Anyone using something else other than Zoom for online teaching? I have seen teaching-specific video conferencing software sometimes referred to as Virtual Classroom softwareโฆ I'm looking specifically for synchronous teaching video software. As part of my thesis I plan on redesigning one of these tools to encourage and facilitate participation. Thank you for your input.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, โwhat is your blood type?โ
โI am probably a type Oโ said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itโs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donโt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
But let me give it a shot.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
Heโs the new temp.
And now Iโm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatโs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyโre on standbi
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ไปฅไธๆฏๆ็ไธไบmodules๏ผ
ๅฟ ไฟฎ่ฏพ 1.Functional programming Recent approaches to systems programming frequently involve functional programming either overtly in the sense that they use modern functional programming languages for rapid prototyping, or more covertly in that they use techniques developed in the functional setting as a way of lending greater structure and clarity to code. This module gives a structured introduction to programming in the modern industrial functional language Haskell, and to techniques such as map-reduce and monadic programming. ๆ่ฟ็็ณป็ป็ผ็จๆนๆณ็ปๅธธๆถๅๅฝๆฐๅผ็ผ็จ๏ผๆ่ ๅ ฌๅผๅฐไฝฟ็จ็ฐไปฃๅฝๆฐๅผ็ผ็จ่ฏญ่จๆฅ่ฟ่กๅฟซ้ๅๅๅผๅ๏ผๆ่ ๆด้่ฝๅฐไฝฟ็จๅจๅฝๆฐๅผ็ฏๅขไธญๅผๅ็ๆๆฏๆฅๆไพๆดๅคง็็ปๆๅๆธ ๆฐ็ไปฃ็ ใๆฌๆจกๅ็ปๆๅๅฐไป็ปไบ็ฐไปฃๅทฅไธๅฝๆฐ่ฏญ่จHaskell็็ผ็จ๏ผไปฅๅ่ฏธๅฆmap-reduceๅๅๅ ็ด ็ผ็จ็ญๆๆฏใ
2.Security and Authentication This module is concerned with the principles and practice used for secure communications in the Internet and aims to give students an introduction to the principles and practice of cryptography and authentication used for network security. ๆฌๆจกๅๆถๅไบ่็ฝๅฎๅ จ้ไฟก็ๅ็ๅๅฎ่ทต๏ผๆจๅจ่ฎฉๅญฆ็ไบ่งฃ็จไบ็ฝ็ปๅฎๅ จ็ๅ ๅฏๅ่ฎค่ฏ็ๅ็ๅๅฎ่ทตใ
3.Bayesian decision and Risk Analysis The module will cover: Introduction to information systems; Types of information system; Uses of Information systems; Information systems in e-commerce and e-business; Information system design and development; Case studies of business information systems; The human factor in information systems; Legal and ethical issues in Information systems. ่ฏฅๆจกๅๅฐๅ ๆฌ:ไฟกๆฏ็ณป็ปๅฏผ่ฎบ;ไฟกๆฏ็ณป็ป็ฑปๅ;่ต่ฎฏ็ณป็ป็ไฝฟ็จ;็ตๅญๅๅกไธญ็ไฟกๆฏ็ณป็ปไธ็ตๅญๅๅก;ไฟกๆฏ็ณป็ป่ฎพ่ฎกไธๅผๅ;ๅไธไฟกๆฏ็ณป็ปๆกไพ็ ็ฉถ;ไฟกๆฏ็ณป็ปไธญ็ไบบ็ๅ ็ด ;ไฟกๆฏ็ณป็ปไธญ็ๆณๅพๅไผฆ็้ฎ้ขใ
4.Semi-structured Data and advanced Data Modelling In this module, student will learn to process XML (with XSLT and Java), to model data with XML (XML native, RDF), and to query XML data (XQuery). The module teachnes many concepts of data modelling and knowledge representation that are beyond the syntactic issues of XML or RDF. The knowledge students acquire in the course is fundamental to the many data design and data analytics tasks occurring in todays IT and business landscapes. The second part of the module is dedicates to advanced DB concepts including active databases, mobile databases, spatial and temporal databases, trigg
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