Did you hear about the Punjabi polymath who makes flatbread for a living?
He's a jack of all trades, master of naan.
This is dope. (Yes, weed is illegal in India)
How do you call someone who makes a lot of puns:
A PUNk.
What country speaks the most puns
India, they speak Punjabi
After a dad joke my father says, "I bet you never knew that I spoke..."
PUNjabi!
Dad in the car
Our car radio uses buttons that say "Seek" to change the channel.
We were driving along and my mum asked how to change the channel, I told her to press the "Seek" button. My dad said "Why would you press that? All you'd get is Punjabi nonsese."
