Psalm 9 Puns

A list of puns related to "Psalm 9"

What book of the bible do you read on a beach?

The book of psalms trees

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👤︎ u/vrek86
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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My dad when talking religion at lunch

We were eating fish and my grandma was talking about the Bible and other religious texts.

Grandma: "Well, actually Judaism uses the same psalms as Christianity does..."

My dad: "And by the way mom, your psalmon is delicious!"

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👤︎ u/andresvk
📅︎ Feb 15 2015
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Has anyone ever read the Gospel of Shrek?

Just open the Bible to Psalm-

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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👤︎ u/saxophonefartmaster
📅︎ Sep 03 2015
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