The most thought provoking dad joke with the best ending

Please note this contains sweari g but has the longest and best build up to a dad joke

Enjoy https://www.twitch.tv/videos/539694198

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rwaggy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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My neighbor got a patent on his smart home and thought provoking landscaping.

It's his intellectual property.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earth_humanoid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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If a speck of colour on your clothes is called a stain,

Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nimmalt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What do you call a fight started by an intergovernmental organisation?

A UN-provoked attack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What’s the fastest growing city on Earth?

The capital of Ireland – it’s Dublin every day.

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A man with a gold claim in Alaska was cursed.

At first the curse just brought him bad luck, causing vital equipment to break and provoking frequent but small injuries to him and his crew. Soon, however, the curse darkened and diggers the man had hired to help work his claim began to die in bizarre ways.

One was killed by an African scorpion that should never have made it to Alaska, let alone have survived the cold. A second drank a gallon of the mercury used to separate the gold from the ore. A third was found with a tree growing up through his body.

The man himself who owned the claim became more and more pale. His eyes became all white. His skin began to give off an overpowering smell of sulfur. He slept all day and at night he wandered the mountain above his claim, coming back each day looking more like a beast than a man.

The curse became so bad the last worker alive ran away to the nearest town to tell the authorities what was happening at the claim.

In an attempt to save the claim owner's life and lift the curse, a priest was brought in by dogsled to perform an exorcism on the man.

A sherriff from the town came with the priest as a bodyguard.

The exorcism was long, but apparently successful. Immediately the man's color returned, the sulfur smell disappeared, and he was able to sleep through the night for the first time in six months.

After the man awoke, the sherriff immediately arrested the man and brought him back to town with the priest. Standing in front of the judge, the sherriff was asked what charge the law had against the claim owner whose life had just been so dramatically turned around.

The sherriff looked at the man, then looked back at the judge and said in a slow and rumbling voice, "Possession as a miner."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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My Dad's all time favorite joke

I've honestly heard him tell this over 100 times by now. My Dad always provokes people to ask him how to catch a bear and when he finally gets someone to ask he replies with "You dig a hole and fill it with ashes. Then put peas all around the hole. Then when the bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ash-hole" (It sounds better when you say it out loud)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2013
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