What do you call an obese psychic?

A four-chin teller

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I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events

Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address.One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.

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Oh the irony?

On 2/02/22, both Groundhog Day and the US State of the Union address will occur on the same day.

One involves the meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication .

The other involves a groundhog

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What do you call an obese psychic?

a four chin teller

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