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Professional Boxer Puns

A list of puns related to "Professional Boxer"

Why don't professional boxers have sex before a fight ?

Thy probably don't like each other.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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My dream of becoming the first professional boxer/pirate were crushed....

The boxing commission said my right hook was illegal.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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I was going to make a joke about a professional Boxer

But he blocked my punch line

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👤︎ u/Stormtrooper7509
📅︎ May 16 2020
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Watching a UFC fight, my dad pauses it and turns to me:

Dad: "Hey I heard UPS and UFC were going to make a deal and let some UPS workers fight soon."

Me: "Uhhh... what? That makes no sense."

Dad: "No it does. I mean... the UPS guys are already professional boxers. It's only logical."

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👤︎ u/celestianequator
📅︎ Dec 28 2013
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I asked the gentleman at the UPS store what his record was. He gave me a blank stare.

It seemed a reasonable question, him being a professional boxer and all.

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👤︎ u/NiacTD
📅︎ Sep 17 2014
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At The UPS Store we're called the pack and ship experts

But i prefer professional boxer

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👤︎ u/skatrumpet07
📅︎ May 17 2015
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