Because of their phenom enamel.
He just turned a nickel into a 400$ bill
“Is zit art?”
The mechanic said the damage looks to B Minor.
Me: What about when a lion roars?
4yo: That means “I’m a tiger.”
Me: Why doesn’t he say “I’m a lion”?
4yo: Because he’s lyin’…
(Accidental pun? Or prodigy?)
Kid: Hey Dad, I have kidneys. You're a dad, so you have dadneys.
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/ps7j04/prodigy/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
They didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
(from my eight-year-old daughter, who made it up)
I am marrying the most incredible woman on October 2nd, She is my dream woman in some ways, and re-wrote what my dream woman is in others - some were ways that I did not know were options, so I didn't dream of a woman having it!
So I am writing my vows and I am writing a bit about how I love her and end it with:
"Even when we are apart for only a few hours, we tell each other how much we miss each other. Well today, I misses you."
Wedding is on October 2nd and I cannot wait to drop this beauty on everyone!
Some of the ones that made the teachers laugh: No money laundering! No insider trading !
really soared to the top of his class.
