My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

I told them, "Just you wait!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What animal procrastinates by playing video games?

An emulator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Only-Simple
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Beauty School would actually be very easy to procrastinate in

Because it has make up exams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bubba8115
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Leave it to men to procrastinate...

3 days later, and still waiting on male ballots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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My son asked me what procrastinate meant.

I said I'd tell him later

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There are 3 main reasons I procrastinate.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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My wife said that I won’t advance in my career because I procrastinate too much.

I said, β€œOh yeah? Just you wait.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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Why do people in the soviet union procrastinate?

Because they love Stalin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h0ldmycovfefe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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I'm known to procrastinate when I get around to it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotter66
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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The top ten reasons to procrastinate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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What kind of fabric makes you procrastinate?

Tarry-cloth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/copycat042
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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What do you say when you procrastinate on your math homework?

I'll calc-u-later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swan_babies
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2017
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Which dinosaur never procrastinates before finishing its chores?

The Prontosaurus.

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You know, my problem is not that I procrastinate....

I just don't give myself time at the last minute to do stuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunn_with_this
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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I procrastinate a lot

Guess you could say I'm a PROcrastinator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hortensiapati
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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My wife told me I won’t advance in my career because I procrastinate too much.

I said, β€œOh yeah? Just you wait.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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My wife thinks I won’t advance in my career because I procrastinate too much.

I said, β€œJust you wait.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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My wife thinks I won’t advance in my career because I procrastinate too much.

I told her, β€œJust you wait.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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My wife told me I won’t advance in my career because I procrastinate too much.

I said, β€œOh yeah? Just you wait!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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My wife told me I’d never amount to anything because I procrastinate too much…

I said, β€œOh, yeah? Just you wait.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2017
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