Print Press Puns

A list of puns related to "Print Press"

I always believed that 'sticks and stones would break my bones, but words would never hurt me.'

Until I fell into a printing press.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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Did you hear about the man who fell into the printing press?

He was all over the news.

sorry, people who have known other people who have been crushed in printing presses

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👤︎ u/Mindlesssavage
📅︎ Feb 25 2016
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