Press A Print Puns

A list of puns related to "Press A Print"

I was playing a firefighter game, and on this one level I had to rescue someone who got his arm stuck in a printing press

When I got him out, the game said "Achievement unlocked: Freedom of the press"

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👤︎ u/dickcheney600
📅︎ Mar 21 2022
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I used to think that only sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me.

Until I fell in a printing press.

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👤︎ u/TheAzrael2013
📅︎ May 11 2021
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Did you hear about the man who fell into the printing press?

He was all over the news.

sorry, people who have known other people who have been crushed in printing presses

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👤︎ u/Mindlesssavage
📅︎ Feb 25 2016
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