i'm in a predicament
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👤︎ u/Maxixe007
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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My wife had a Tic Tac before she gave me a blow job.

It was quite a predicament...

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📅︎ Aug 04 2017
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The guy at the front of the line, for the pretzal shop forgot his money.

It was quite a twisty predicament.

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👤︎ u/Cerberues
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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Hard-Boiled Eggs

Our family is seated at the table, eating breakfast. My brother, having returned from military college, takes a long look at his hard-boiled eggs. "These shells are way too thick." He complained. My father turns to my brother, understanding his predicament, and nods thoughtfully. "I'll have a word with the chickens." He vowed solemnly.

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📅︎ Aug 11 2013
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I'm proud of myself...

My sister and I were fighting (in a lighthearted manner) and she was trying to get pen marks on my arms. I picked up her guitar and used it to protect myself from her ink attacks. She got mad and said, "That's worth $200!"

Then I replied, "That's a pretty expensive pen."

She started laughing and I had time to escape... I dad-joked my way out of a predicament!

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📅︎ May 23 2014
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