The only dad joke I know. My friend asked me to post it. :-)
I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!
Can an Admin tell me why my post was removed? It was very inconvenient... My whole fence fell down
Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) Iβll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
U/JBJorr said this in a comment but I thought it deserved its own post β I pulled a small prank on the elevator
But it escalated quickly
Know what it means when the mods remove some of your posts?
That they've taken a fence!
Didn't know where to post it, so here it is.
Is it acceptable for a non-dad to post a joke here?
Or would that be a faux pa?
I saw the post about not wanting 2020 to end as it would mean that 2021...
but I am just worried that two years later, nothing will change and it will be still be the same as 2022...
I saw a wooden post with writing on it today.
Must be a sign.
Just found this store by chance called Ollieβs. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here. reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
Suggest to post here, I HAVANT an idea how well it will do
Does this count?? Idc, imma post it anyway
It's my first post here and idk what to write in a tittle so here
My daughter asked me to buy post it notes because we were out...
I told her to write it on a sticky note so I'd remember
*Shows my dad a Reddit post* - "Did you see this, it's really interesting isn't it?"
Dad: "I didn't see it, I Reddit."
My motherβs leg was amputated 2 years ago. I wrote this punderful post to make her smile. It was more than successful and also impressed her doctor.
I post a pun everyday on this subreddit hoping itβll blow but Iβm disappointed.. every time!
first post here, am i doing it right?
I couldn't decide where this meme should be putin, so I decided to post it here
He flooded my post about feline mastitis with cheesy puns. So I ended it.
It's my cake day people say i have to post something funny
Something funny
On a post about a washed up whale. This person SEAS the opportunity and they take it!
Man I worked hard on this for my first post, it has LAYERS
Bear with me... came across this and decided to post it because it looked cool
If you come across a cow in post-apocalyptic times, you'd better not let it go.
That would be a missed steak.
I was gonna post a joke about Sodium but then I was like Na, people wouldnβt understand it.
Haahhahahahahaa i hilarious
I recently made it to the front page and celebrated with this Punny post
Itβs from this subreddit and I had to post it
Found this on insta knew I had to post it here π
Found on r/memes. Thought it'd be appropriate to post here
We should make it a rule not to post any jokes about the un-employed here
They just don't work
You ever notice how George Washington only got a big stick, and everyone else got huge memorials? I guess that's why they call it the Washington Post.
The results of the post-mortem were in, and it was clear the man had been murdered with a plate of mild curry.
A Blunt Force Korma
Cross post from some other subreddit. Figured it belonged here lmao.
The original post really said it all. gfycat.com/AgileVibrantEyβ¦
Can I post here if i need help coming up with a pun? Iβm a high school teacher and am implementing a βphone hotelβ. I wanted to name it something clever. Like a name that sounds similar to a real hotel or even name it βPhone Hotelβ with a clever slogan. Any ideas?
Someone suggested I post it here.
May be considered maybe not but imma post it anyways
I heard on the news there was a guy in town stealing the wheels of police cars. The cops are working tirelessly to catch him
First post here, i think i could've made it better, tell me what you think.
I was reading posts off this sub to my dad, and he sarcastically said, "do you know what's better than reading reddit? having it read to you." I replied,
"well, this way you don't have to have read-it."
(this genuinely happened about a minute ago, he actually left the house)
This post really says it all.
it all.
