Porta Puns

"The shit would really hit the van then". snort

So if a tardis is a police booth. Then a porta potty is a turdis.

The doc nods his head, gives her some pills and tells her to come back in a week.

A week later, the old woman comes back and is very upset. "I'm still very gassy, but now my farts are really loud and smell like a porta-potty at a chili festival!"

The doc says "Well now that we've cleared up your hearing and sense of smell, we can do something about your gas!"

We were talking to a customer who sold porta-potty's.

Boss: That might be a good business to get into.

Me: Nah, I heard its going down the toilet.

Almost got fired for bad puns.