5 Hilarious Porta a Porta Puns

What do you call a porta-potty that’s bigger on the inside?

A turdis.

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📅︎ Dec 11 2020

We were driving our mini-van behind a truck carrying porta-potties and my wife said "It would suck if those fell off in front of us" and I said

"The shit would really hit the van then". snort

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👤︎ u/KnivesMakeMe

📅︎ Jul 31 2017

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This ones hard to explain but you kind of need an image.

So if a tardis is a police booth. Then a porta potty is a turdis.

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👤︎ u/Scepticgamer511

📅︎ Nov 10 2020

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An old woman goes to see the doctor. "I'm very gassy, but fortunately my farts are quiet and don't smell. In fact, I've farted three times since you came in, but know you haven't noticed at all."

The doc nods his head, gives her some pills and tells her to come back in a week.

A week later, the old woman comes back and is very upset. "I'm still very gassy, but now my farts are really loud and smell like a porta-potty at a chili festival!"

The doc says "Well now that we've cleared up your hearing and sense of smell, we can do something about your gas!"

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👤︎ u/notagoodspelller

📅︎ Apr 16 2020

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Got my boss at a tradeshow

We were talking to a customer who sold porta-potty's.

Boss: That might be a good business to get into.

Me: Nah, I heard its going down the toilet.

Almost got fired for bad puns.

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👤︎ u/NYR10

📅︎ Mar 08 2015

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