Poppy Seeds Puns

A list of puns related to "Poppy Seeds"

What did the Mexican optometrist say when she found an opium seed in her patient's retina?

Eye Poppy!!

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👤︎ u/Elseebee
📅︎ Jan 05 2018
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Uncle was visiting

(Note: posto in bengali means poppy seed)

Uncle: what do you call a place that sells posto

Me: idk drug cartel lol

Uncle: no...postoffice suppresses chuckles

sigh

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👤︎ u/whizzing-wombat
📅︎ Feb 25 2015
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