Anyone I ever dated was impressed when I told them I liked to relax on my poop deck.

They were always disappointed when I showed them it was just a regular deck with dog poop on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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My dog pooped on the deck yesterday and now it's all hard.

Turd rock from the sun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soveraign
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Why couldn't the sailor play cards?

The captain was standing on the deck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankXCIV
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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What did the ship’s cat use instead of a litter box?

The poop deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Captain Pun

There was a captain that was roused from his cabin by a commotion on his ship.

He ran out and yelled β€œWhats going on?!"

His first mate replied β€œWe Have Octopuses on the poop deck, captain!”

The Captain looked around as a few squid scurried around the deck and said β€œInform the passengers that our arrival to shore will be delayed due to... tentacle difficulties."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MalosBlade
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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So I'm telling my son to do his chores...

This happened about 5 minutes ago; Dad: Son, go out and scoop the poop. See that crap over there? Yeah, the dog pooped on the deck, so get it all.

Son: (with a smirk on his face) So it's the poop deck? Hahahaha!!

We all laughed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TangoWhiskey80
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2017
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