A list of puns related to "Poop Deck"
They were always disappointed when I showed them it was just a regular deck with dog poop on it.
Turd rock from the sun.
The captain was standing on the deck!
The poop deck.
There was a captain that was roused from his cabin by a commotion on his ship.
He ran out and yelled βWhats going on?!"
His first mate replied βWe Have Octopuses on the poop deck, captain!β
The Captain looked around as a few squid scurried around the deck and said βInform the passengers that our arrival to shore will be delayed due to... tentacle difficulties."
This happened about 5 minutes ago; Dad: Son, go out and scoop the poop. See that crap over there? Yeah, the dog pooped on the deck, so get it all.
Son: (with a smirk on his face) So it's the poop deck? Hahahaha!!
We all laughed!
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