What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
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Why wonβt the pony sing?
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︎ Aug 12 2021
What did the sick pony say to the doctor?
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︎ Aug 31 2021
Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
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︎ Aug 20 2021
A pony walks into a doctor's office concerned about a really sore throat...
The doctor assures the pony everything is alright, he's just a little hoarse.
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︎ Aug 24 2021
A pony walks into a bar and whispers to the bartender, "I'll have a beer, please." The bartender asks, "Why are you whispering?"
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︎ Jun 28 2021
A pony went to the doctor.
It pointed to its throat and whispered.
The doctor said "it seems that you're a little hoarse."
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︎ Jun 02 2021
Why did the pony not do well at his singing audition?
Unfortunately, he was a little hoarse.
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︎ May 30 2021
Why don't ponies sing?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
What do you call a pony with a cough?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
Sorry, can't talk, I'm a little hoarse.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
He gave the toy horses a home in his ___
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︎ May 07 2021
If you keep shouting you might get a pony.
You might get a little hoarse.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Did I tell you about the time I ran into a pony at a bar?
He didn't say much though β he was a little horse.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Did you hear about the guy who couldnβt stop making pony noises?
His voice is a little horse now.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Because he felt like he was a little horse.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
"Daddy, is my pony sick?"
"No sweetie, She's just a little horse."
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︎ Dec 13 2020
A pony goes to the Doctor ...
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Last weekend I had tickets to go see Timmy, the Yodeling Shetland Pony.
Unfortunately, Timmy has to cancel. He was a little hoarse.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
How do ponies communicate with each other?
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︎ Jul 22 2019
A pony always fails opera auditions...
...because she's always a little horse.
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︎ Oct 05 2019
A pony walks into a tavern...
He walks over to the bar and sits down with a heavy sigh.
Bartender: "Hey buddy, why the long fa-"
Pony: "Cut the shit. We've all heard that one. Glass of scotch. Warm. No ice."
The bartender hastily complies and the pony promptly downs it in a single shot.
Pony: "Ahhh I needed that."
Bartender: "Imagine so. You look like you've had a long day."
Pony: "Nah. I'm just a little hoarse."
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︎ Apr 01 2020
I thought the pony was speechless, turns out he was just a little hoarse
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︎ Nov 25 2019
Why did the Pony go to the vet?
He was a little hoarse!
Update: Iβm very sad to announce that he has been diagnosed with hay fever. Please send him your best wishes for a speedy recovery.
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︎ Dec 08 2019
Why wasn't the pony able to sing his solo at choir practice?
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︎ Aug 21 2019
My son asked why the pony sounded so weird
I told him it was a little hoarse
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︎ Mar 15 2019
Why couldn't the pony neigh very loud?
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︎ Apr 20 2018
Two ponies are having a conversation. One coughs and says to the other
Sorry. Iβm a little hoarse
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︎ Sep 10 2019
What do you call a pony with a cold?
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︎ Oct 03 2021
My little Pony
Why could the little pony not talk...?
Because he was a little hoarse...
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Why did the pony have a sore throat?
Because it was a little horse.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Did you hear about the Shetland pony with a cold?
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︎ May 23 2020
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
I'm sorry but you can't ride your pony today it has a throat infection.
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︎ May 31 2020
Why did the pony have to gargle?
Because he was a little horse.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
My voice is pony
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Why couldnβt the pony sing?
Because he was a little horse.
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︎ Jan 18 2020
Q: Why Did The Pony Ask For A Glass Of Water?
A: Because He Was A Little Horse!
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︎ Jan 01 2020
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
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︎ Sep 05 2019
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
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︎ Nov 08 2019
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!
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︎ Oct 14 2019
Did you hear that the pony was sick today?
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︎ Aug 12 2019
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
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︎ Jul 30 2018
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A Little Hoarse.
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