What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Automatic_Wall_2285
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Why won’t the pony sing?

It’s a little hoarse

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DGMJersey123
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What did the sick pony say to the doctor?

I'm a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BigOlDiggums
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Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?

She was a little horse.

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A pony walks into a doctor's office concerned about a really sore throat...

The doctor assures the pony everything is alright, he's just a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stebben84
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A pony walks into a bar and whispers to the bartender, "I'll have a beer, please." The bartender asks, "Why are you whispering?"

"I'm a little hoarse"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reddit366
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A pony went to the doctor.

It pointed to its throat and whispered. The doctor said "it seems that you're a little hoarse."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ExtraSure
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Why did the pony not do well at his singing audition?

Unfortunately, he was a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TourmalinePhoenix
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Why don't ponies sing?

They're a little horse

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Incromulent
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What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little horse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KataraaWaterbender
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What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry, can't talk, I'm a little hoarse.

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He gave the toy horses a home in his ___
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/7keletor
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If you keep shouting you might get a pony.

You might get a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/onrv
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Did I tell you about the time I ran into a pony at a bar?

He didn't say much though β€” he was a little horse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/professorf
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Did you hear about the guy who couldn’t stop making pony noises?

His voice is a little horse now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WafflesAreAlwaysBest
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Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?

Because he felt like he was a little horse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/schoonerw
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"Daddy, is my pony sick?"

"No sweetie, She's just a little horse."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/icemage27
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A pony goes to the Doctor ...
  • What brings you here today?

  • I'm just a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bjornsbestfriend
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Last weekend I had tickets to go see Timmy, the Yodeling Shetland Pony.

Unfortunately, Timmy has to cancel. He was a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tsuggitt
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How do ponies communicate with each other?

Horse code.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bigfoothobbit
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A pony always fails opera auditions...

...because she's always a little horse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scarecrow53
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A pony walks into a tavern...

He walks over to the bar and sits down with a heavy sigh.

Bartender: "Hey buddy, why the long fa-"

Pony: "Cut the shit. We've all heard that one. Glass of scotch. Warm. No ice."

The bartender hastily complies and the pony promptly downs it in a single shot.

Pony: "Ahhh I needed that."

Bartender: "Imagine so. You look like you've had a long day."

Pony: "Nah. I'm just a little hoarse."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HeavyMetalHeartbreak
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I thought the pony was speechless, turns out he was just a little hoarse
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/garboooge
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Why did the Pony go to the vet?

He was a little hoarse!

Update: I’m very sad to announce that he has been diagnosed with hay fever. Please send him your best wishes for a speedy recovery.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhatTheCuckooSaw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08 2019
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Why wasn't the pony able to sing his solo at choir practice?

He was a little horse

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johnspartyrepair
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My son asked why the pony sounded so weird

I told him it was a little hoarse

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/garboooge
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Why couldn't the pony neigh very loud?

It was a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Oliludeea
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Two ponies are having a conversation. One coughs and says to the other

Sorry. I’m a little hoarse

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/God-Of-Pigeon
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What do you call a pony with a cold?

A little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirGod43
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My little Pony

Why could the little pony not talk...?

Because he was a little hoarse...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LostBoyNav
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Why did the pony have a sore throat?

Because it was a little horse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shotintheship
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Did you hear about the Shetland pony with a cold?

He was a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/marcuccione
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
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I'm sorry but you can't ride your pony today it has a throat infection.

It's a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Datolite7
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Why did the pony have to gargle?

Because he was a little horse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BladeSides
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My voice is pony

You know a little horse

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superninja04
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Why couldn’t the pony sing?

Because he was a little horse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LorenaBobbedIt
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Q: Why Did The Pony Ask For A Glass Of Water?

A: Because He Was A Little Horse!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_1XCharlieX1_
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kvervandi-
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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Raclex
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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ruchi565
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Did you hear that the pony was sick today?

He was a little horse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Eluceadtenebras
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr_McMuffins
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A Little Hoarse.
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