What kind of doctor pollutes the most?

>!The plastic surgeon.!< My husband is really proud of this joke.

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👤︎ u/DMX8
📅︎ Jan 18 2023
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Ocean pollution is getting really bad.

I had a tin of fish the other day and it was full of oil and all the fish were dead.

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👤︎ u/C4-Bomb
📅︎ Aug 02 2021
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Just been offered as a job a Noise Pollution officer .

But, I had to turn it down.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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Pollution has gotten so much better recently

that I can finally see John Cena

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👤︎ u/drewfussss
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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You know, with all this talk about how cow farts are polluting the environment...

Ranchers really should start installing CATTLE-itic converters.

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📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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The EPA charges companies for illegal air pollution...

It's a mist-demeanor.

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📅︎ Nov 10 2018
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Due to Pollution and overfishing, many jellyfish go their whole lives

Without meeting a peanutbutterfish

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📅︎ Nov 28 2017
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Fishy..

Trying to come up with a joke based on fish polluting the ocean by pooping in it. Haven't come up with anything but the punch line yet. Bass turds!

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👤︎ u/VolkRevel
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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A classic joke my dad tells

My dad is a truck driver. This story gets everyone he's ever told it to: Dad: "So I'm driving through Detroit at about 3-4am to start my route. As you know, most of the inner city roads are crap, and are polluted with potholes. Suddenly I see an ambulance in my mirror going full speed with its lights on. I immediately pull off to the side of the road to let it pass. This is where it gets crazy... The ambulance drives through the intersection bouncing through potholes and as it does, the back door flies open and a cooler pops out, but the ambulance keeps going like nothing happened. Well I was the only one around at that time of the night so I immediately stopped to grab the cooler. I bring it into my cab and it has a hazmat sticker on it but the seal is broken. So I decided to open it up and see what was inside. It was a human toe!" Me: "Holy shit! What did you do!?" Dad: "I called the toe truck"

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👤︎ u/Rylon2008
📅︎ Oct 14 2015
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