Timmy is a boy with many allergies. What does he call a pollen covered gummy bear/gummy bear during a picnic?

A chew

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Apparently bees are allergic to pollen.

When exposed to pollen, bees develop hives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ixz72
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2022
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My allergies are terrible. If the pollen doesn't get me

the dust mite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrabClawAngry
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2022
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Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen?

They break out in hives.

Edit: Saying they develop hives would also be a suitable punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/major_herb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2021
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Where is the greatest concentration of pollen in the world?

Pollenesia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rifleman209
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2022
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How are pollen grains like Otto Von Bismarck?

They both lead to German Nation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vlad_lennon
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I thought the lecture about stingless male bees that have the role of mating with the queen and do not gather nectar or pollen would be exciting but it was not!

The professor droned on and on for 2 hours!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2021
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Pollen

Pollen happens when flowers can't keep it in their plants.

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It's spring, my eyes itch, my nose is running, and the amount of dust coming off of these trees...

It's a'pollen!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2022
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Two bees met at the corner.

The first be says, "How's it going?"

The 2nd be responds, "Terrible, I've been flying all over and I can find any flowers with nectar, no pollen, nothing!"

Bee #1 says, "Look here, there's a bar mitzvah about 4 blocks over. They have flowers everywhere."

Bee #2 says, "Thanks, I'll check it out!"

Later that afternoon they meet again...

Bee #2, "Man, that was awesome! It was just like you said! Thanks a bunch!"

Bee #1, "No problem! But what's that on your head?"

Bee #2, "It's a yarmulke. I didn't want them to think I was a WASP."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilShaver
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God initially planned to use wasps to make honey.

But in the end, he went with plan Bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raydenx1
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What do you get if you cross Lucifer with a bee?

A pollen angel.

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I didn't know till recently that bees actually get every workers opinion before making decisions.

They're just experts at pollen'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmeagoltheRegal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2022
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Beelieve me or not there is a small ball of pollen in the beehind legs of the bees and they also have the abeelity to eat it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BilakshanP
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What do you do when there's a bee at your door?

You buzz it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_makuna-hatata_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Me: What's a six-letter word for "pollen distributor?"

...I have A-N-Blank-H-E-blank

Mom: "Anther"
Dad: Really? That's the anther?

and much groaning was done that day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScathachRises
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2014
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What did the offended pollen say to the deplorable pollen?

You're a"pollen" (get it appalling)!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peternemr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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The pollen basket or corbicula is part of the tibia on the hind legs of certain species of bees. They use the structure in harvesting pollen and returning it to the nest or hive.

The bees think that this ability is just the bee's knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate601
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2015
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Does anyone else find it disgusting that some plants spread their seeds through the air?

Personally, I find it a-pollen.

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Me: my nose has been running for days, I hope I’m not getting a cold

Wife: probably just allergies, the air is full of pollen

Me: I guess you could say I’m snotty by nature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fancyludwig
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs!

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Take it or leaf it
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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Two bees are drinking at a bar, a couple aproaches them, one of the bees says "Get away, you scumbags!" The other says:

"I'm sorry for what my friend said, I would like to a-pollen-gise"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Fishy_Boi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What do you call an Asian bee?

A Pollen-Asian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnoozeFestering
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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If people are coughing and sneezing so much outside…

Wouldn't that just be ap-pollen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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This vaccination VW Beetle: "The Flu Bug"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NigGorilla666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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My favorite summertime allergy song is Blowin' in the Wind...

by Peter Pollen Mary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Bee puns really sting.

Bee warned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What do you call Dracula with hayfever?

The pollen count!

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How do bees make sure flowers don't reproduce?

The pollen-out method

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soullesshostess
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The lever bee.

This was always one of my dad's favorites to tell us.

A long time ago, there was a beehive in the middle of a forest. Every day, as worker bees do, they would go out into their fields, gather pollen from the flowers, and bring it back to make honey.

The bees had a problem, though, because every so often an intruder would come around, such as a bear who wanted the honey, or kids who thought it'd be fun to throw rocks at the hive. Finally, the bees got tired of it.

Being the intelligent bees that they are, they built an alarm system for the hive. They built it such that one bee pulls a lever, which triggers the alarm that the bees will hear from the fields, and then the bees can come back to protect their home.

There was one bee who was exclusively assigned that job, and he was aptly named the "Lever Bee." His job was to watch for potential adversaries, and pull the lever to raise the alarm.

Now clearly, the safety of the hive depends on this one Lever Bee. So it stands to reason that he has to be constantly ready and on the alert so that he can do his job.

And that, friends, is why people say, "I'm as ready as a Lever Bee."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kentron
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2013
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Pollen...

When the flowers can't keep it in their plants!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dojustly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Are bees allergic to pollen?

I mean, it gives them hives.

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