A chew
When exposed to pollen, bees develop hives.
the dust mite
They break out in hives.
Edit: Saying they develop hives would also be a suitable punch line.
Pollenesia
They both lead to German Nation
The professor droned on and on for 2 hours!
Pollen happens when flowers can't keep it in their plants.
It's a'pollen!
The first be says, "How's it going?"
The 2nd be responds, "Terrible, I've been flying all over and I can find any flowers with nectar, no pollen, nothing!"
Bee #1 says, "Look here, there's a bar mitzvah about 4 blocks over. They have flowers everywhere."
Bee #2 says, "Thanks, I'll check it out!"
Later that afternoon they meet again...
Bee #2, "Man, that was awesome! It was just like you said! Thanks a bunch!"
Bee #1, "No problem! But what's that on your head?"
Bee #2, "It's a yarmulke. I didn't want them to think I was a WASP."
But in the end, he went with plan Bee.
A pollen angel.
They're just experts at pollen'.
You buzz it in.
...I have A-N-Blank-H-E-blank
Mom: "Anther"
Dad: Really? That's the anther?
and much groaning was done that day
You're a"pollen" (get it appalling)!
The bees think that this ability is just the bee's knees.
Personally, I find it a-pollen.
Wife: probably just allergies, the air is full of pollen
Me: I guess you could say I’m snotty by nature
Because they use honeycombs!
"I'm sorry for what my friend said, I would like to a-pollen-gise"
Wouldn't that just be ap-pollen.
by Peter Pollen Mary.
The pollen count!
The pollen-out method
This was always one of my dad's favorites to tell us.
A long time ago, there was a beehive in the middle of a forest. Every day, as worker bees do, they would go out into their fields, gather pollen from the flowers, and bring it back to make honey.
The bees had a problem, though, because every so often an intruder would come around, such as a bear who wanted the honey, or kids who thought it'd be fun to throw rocks at the hive. Finally, the bees got tired of it.
Being the intelligent bees that they are, they built an alarm system for the hive. They built it such that one bee pulls a lever, which triggers the alarm that the bees will hear from the fields, and then the bees can come back to protect their home.
There was one bee who was exclusively assigned that job, and he was aptly named the "Lever Bee." His job was to watch for potential adversaries, and pull the lever to raise the alarm.
Now clearly, the safety of the hive depends on this one Lever Bee. So it stands to reason that he has to be constantly ready and on the alert so that he can do his job.
And that, friends, is why people say, "I'm as ready as a Lever Bee."
When the flowers can't keep it in their plants!
I mean, it gives them hives.
