When the flowers can't keep it in their plants!
I mean, it gives them hives.
...I have A-N-Blank-H-E-blank
Mom: "Anther"
Dad: Really? That's the anther?
and much groaning was done that day
You're a"pollen" (get it appalling)!
The bees think that this ability is just the bee's knees.
Yesterday I treated myself to a lovely bath. As I relaxed and watched Netflix on my phone in my sleep-deprived, hungover state, I had the most concise idea I've ever had. A single word: a seed pun that has since grown into a giant punflower that will fix Disney's perceived creative rutt and get them back on track. Instead of remaking gritty, live action versions of classic animations they should adapt a gritty, live action property into a kid friendly classic animation.
I present to you the trailer that will sell a million Disney Plus subscriptions:
The following trailer has been rated 'E' for everyone. May contain: graphic hugging, excessive naps, tickling, pantslessness. TIGGER WARNING
Voiceover starts as the screen fades from black to a sweeping shot of a rainforest at sunset: "There's an old saying in game rules enforcement: "The Hiders need to get lucky every time. The Seekers just need to get lucky once." [Text onscreen: 100,000 Acre Rainforest, Columbia - late 1980s] The camera pans around the aftermath of a ticklefight at one of the Don's largest labs. We can see a lot of sleeping workers surrounded by loose stuffing, piles of powder, and tightly wrapped parcels - the camera zooms in on one showing the label: "POLEN" [Subtitle, English: "POLLEN"]. The camera zooms in on our protagonists: PEA Agent Piglett Peñya standing over the napping body of the Don's best officers, La Tuiga (well known for bouncing, trouncing, flouncing, and finally pouncing on those the Don views as against his agenda). Out of breath after a long tickling, an exhausted agent Piglett says : "The m-m-most wonderful thing about him, was that he was the only one." His newly assigned partner Steve Murphy looks uneasy at the sight of so many sleeping bodies.
Montage time: shots of various main characters operating for and against the Cartel. An original song by Randy Newman about the dangers of being naughty plays in the background while we see snippets of what's to come: The Don's number 2, Roostavo looking over dozens of little red wagons filled with bricks of pollen, ready to ship to the heffalumps in Miami. We see Rabbito "Poison" Ramos having fun at a busy Rainforest cafe (chance for product placement?). The best pollen mule in the business, Sicareeyore, boards a crowded plane to Miami. Peñya and Murphy are having a heated discussion in their office: Murphy: "You need to involve me in your games - I came to 100,000 Acre Rainforest to play hide and seek, but you
... keep reading on reddit ➡Wouldn't that just be ap-pollen.
"I'm sorry for what my friend said, I would like to a-pollen-gise"
Because they use honeycombs!
by Peter Pollen Mary.
The pollen count!
The pollen-out method
This was always one of my dad's favorites to tell us.
A long time ago, there was a beehive in the middle of a forest. Every day, as worker bees do, they would go out into their fields, gather pollen from the flowers, and bring it back to make honey.
The bees had a problem, though, because every so often an intruder would come around, such as a bear who wanted the honey, or kids who thought it'd be fun to throw rocks at the hive. Finally, the bees got tired of it.
Being the intelligent bees that they are, they built an alarm system for the hive. They built it such that one bee pulls a lever, which triggers the alarm that the bees will hear from the fields, and then the bees can come back to protect their home.
There was one bee who was exclusively assigned that job, and he was aptly named the "Lever Bee." His job was to watch for potential adversaries, and pull the lever to raise the alarm.
Now clearly, the safety of the hive depends on this one Lever Bee. So it stands to reason that he has to be constantly ready and on the alert so that he can do his job.
And that, friends, is why people say, "I'm as ready as a Lever Bee."
