Pokemon Go Puns

Because they might be trying to catch a pikachu.

Then a sign, then a person

I think that's a little farfetch'd

Pokemon Roku

I just hit my girlfriend with this (http://imgur.com/noziMVQ).

Me: "Ahhh there's a lure going at Antico's!" (local pizza place)

Her: "I want a lure"

Me: "Don't worry babe you definitely have allure"

Her: "silence"

Hillary Clinton is better at dad jokes than my own freaking dad.

She says, "I just got an egg for you" I say, "do I fertilise it?" Groaning teen-ager in the back... "please don't"

"Sounds like you had a seed, not an egg."

It took me a few seconds to understand the joke, then I respectfully rolled my eyes

But I thought, "Wynaut? I'll just keep it."

I was saying how pokemon spawn in certain locations, like some types can be found by water while others are in cemeteries.

He said, "if you go to a Catholic cemetery can you find a pope-emon?" Even though his kids are grown, he's still got it.

What's the follow up game of Pokemon go? Pokemon WENT

My wife was playing Pokemon Go while we were waiting for our food. She looked at me and said, "There's a unique Pokemon here." (I know those don't exist) and I say, "You know how you catch a unique Pokemon, don't you?" She said, "No, how?" I reply, "Unique up on them." Then she kicks me under the table.

Sometimes we let our kids use our phones to play Pokemon Go. My 7-year-old was sitting between us, holding my phone, and he wanted to show me something he'd done so he started poking me in the shoulder.

I turned to him and said "Please stop that."

My husband replied, "He just wants to play Poke-mom."

My in-laws were over for dinner last night. Afterwards, they headed downstairs to leave, so I asked my father in law if they needed help getting to the car. He replied,

"Oh, we're not leaving yet, I'm going to take a leak."
"OK, well just make sure to bring it back when you're done."

But karma is a bitch. This morning in the car, the kids (6 and 7) asked me which two Pokemon bred to create all the other Pokemon. Their answer was "Mew and Ossarius(????)" I couldn't understand the second word, so I asked them several times.

"Is it Ossarius?" I ask.
"No. Mossatrius," says the 7 year old.
"Mossarius?"
"No. Ossarvius," he says again (the same word, I just can't understand it.)
"Is is Ossarius or Ossarvius?"
"Neither," says the 6 year old.
"Say it again?" I ask.
"Neither," says the 6 year old again, wondering what's wrong with his dad.

you poke him on

My wife got me good after talking about Pokemon GO

Friend was excited about a catch on Pokemon Go and my inner dad came out.

https://imgur.com/gallery/0iwxd