I forgot to iron my clothes and my boss got mad at me.....
He said it was a pressing issue
My wife asked me why I went into the bedroom and ironed 4 pairs of slacks perfectly flat
But I pleat the fifth
What did the skirt do when it was in court?
It pleated guilty.
My girl and I used to iron her skirts and my dress pants together...
She pleated with me.
I got fired from my job of making a double or multiple fold in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching the top or side.
I was de-pleated.
I once went to work drunk and put too many double or multiple folds in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching at the top or side.
It was replete with pleats.
I fold my weekly salary like pairs of pants...
The project is income pleat.
