There is only one superior race

The Piston Cup

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SpiderKnight68
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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2 Friends named Ryan and Dave were fixing up a car. Theyโ€™re Country-Geeks by day, and Racers by night.

Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?

Dave: No, but you bet Iโ€™m Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?

R: Sure.

Car makes weird sound

R: Guatemala with the car?

D: Iโ€™m Czeching it out, and it seems like somethingโ€™s wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, letโ€™s put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.

R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.

D: Yep, and itโ€™s definitely China distract me.

R: Iโ€™m kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.

Later

R: Oman, itโ€™s already 9 Pm, thereโ€™s Norway that we can fix it by tonight.

D: Thatโ€™s what we are Guinea find out.

R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but itโ€™s pretty risky.

D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm

R: Ok, Tur the Key!

Car turns on

D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I canโ€™t Bolivia did it!

R: Hey, I canโ€™t Belize it either!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JohnThePekka
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Never let a disorganized mechanic use your bathroom...

They have loose tools.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jbpehr
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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My Dad on Mike Tyson's Punch-Out...

After winning a fight against Piston Honda:

'Well, they are just going to have to call him Ton Honda now!'

'Why dad?'

'Because I just knocked the piss outta him!!'

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kingofkeith
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 27 2013
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