I met my wife at a singles bar...
Which was really strange, since I'd thought that I had left her at home looking after the kids.
Breaking news: A red ship and a blue ship have collided in the Caribbean...
...apparently, the survivors are marooned.
What do you call a tropical cocktail that gets into a car accident?
Pina Collide-a
What do you call it when two coconuts get into an accident?
A pina Collide-a
Classic 7-11 run in experience.
My dad and I were getting our free slushies for free slushy day because fucking free slushies. Anyways, we get in the line and he sees the Pina Coolada flavor is in stock and running, and out of nowhere he shouts "Oh awesome, they have Penis Colossus! That's my go to slushy flavor."
Most embarrassing moment of my life, partially because a girl I had a crush on was there and he knew it. Well played Dad, well played.
What do you call a car accident between coconuts?
A Pina Collida
