Oh no, my (P + L)(A + N) has been FOILed!
It was an Oregon transplant.
And it was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo
But it turned out to be a lie-la-lie, lie-la-lie-la-lie-la-lie...
Blue Rondo Γ la Turkey on Rye.
A bad romance starts with βra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la.β
C'est la D vie D
A guy walks into a bar on Ash Wednesday and orders a beer. "I'm really having a hard time trying to decide what to give up for Lent," he tells the bartender. "Well let me tell you a little cautionary tale about giving things up for Lent," the bartender says. "A particular family in LA has been abstaining from using one letter of the alphabet for Lent each year, since 2001. It started as a joke, giving up "A" in 2001 and "B" in 2002, but developed into a strong family tradition. This year, one of the members has a tough choice to make. Unlike the rest of the Astleys, Rick made a solemn vow... "
And here I thought John Cena looks more like a snacc.
Pasta La Pizza Baby!
He said he wanted to make a Ghee Tar.
Because anywhere you go, it takes 4 or 5 hours
DilEmma
I said, "Y, yes! I do know it!"
https://preview.redd.it/vqrhmb5n0p041.png?width=1508&format=png&auto=webp&s=0014f34cd14db921a6d037b7f7d1801d888a15de
Because I was tickling his ivories
He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?
With kama-la la la.....la la la la.
Next to Dennyβs.
What happens if you are in a plane above Los Angeles, and when you look out the window there are no clouds beneath you?U C L A
"Remember the a la mode!"
The conversation went like this.
Dad: C'est la vie.
Kid: La vie.
Dad: No, "C'est la vie."
Kid: I did.
kreml-de-la-crème
Husband: βLa vieβ
So, before i get to the joke, you should all know that everyone in my class knows me for my shitty dad jokes and they hate me for it and today was probably the proudest moment of my life. So here's what happened.
Ecology teacher: does anyone know how to pronounce the name of this bird?
Me: willow ptarmigan (pronounced willow tarmigan. you see where this is going)
15 seconds later
Me: did you know that you can't hear willow ptarmigans go to the bathroom.
Confused classroom: what? Why?
Me: because the P is silent...
I hear the class slowly fill with groans and "oh my god"s followed by some guilty chuckles. And then, my teacher, who is about as strict and as hard to make laugh as they get, slowly sinks into her table and covers her face. And then she giggles. Just a little. This goes right up there for proudest moment of my life, next to saving a child from a burning building. Except I've never saved a child from a burning building...
A particular family in LA has been abstaining from using one letter of the alphabet for Lent each year, since 2001. It started as a joke, giving up "A" in 2001 and "B" in 2002, but developed into a strong family tradition.
This year, one of the members has a tough choice to make. Unlike the rest of the Astleys, Rick made a solemn vow...
And a bad romance starts with βra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la laβ
A bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah. ro, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la,"
Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.
