Pasta La Pizza Baby!
And a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”
And here I thought John Cena looks more like a snacc.
He said he wanted to make a Ghee Tar.
He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?
DilEmma
Because anywhere you go, it takes 4 or 5 hours
"Remember the a la mode!"
I said, "Y, yes! I do know it!"
kreml-de-la-crème
The conversation went like this.
Dad: C'est la vie.
Kid: La vie.
Dad: No, "C'est la vie."
Kid: I did.
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Because I was tickling his ivories
¿Qué dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?
“¡PA’CA! ¡PA’CA!”
English:
What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?
“Over here! Over here!”
(“Pa’ca” means “over here” in colloquial Spanish)
(I’m of Cuban descent for reference)
We all knew that at some point, we’d have to discuss the LA font in the room.
Next to Denny’s.
What happens if you are in a plane above Los Angeles, and when you look out the window there are no clouds beneath you?U C L A
French woman with Covid?
La Wheez.
Everything in the menu is *a la carte
I would just be testing the waters.
- Las Kitchenas
- Los Lounges
- Santa Bedroomes
- Porto Gardenas
- Los bed
- Costa Del Balconia
- St Bathroom
- La Rotonda De Sofa
So, before i get to the joke, you should all know that everyone in my class knows me for my shitty dad jokes and they hate me for it and today was probably the proudest moment of my life. So here's what happened.
Ecology teacher: does anyone know how to pronounce the name of this bird?
Me: willow ptarmigan (pronounced willow tarmigan. you see where this is going)
15 seconds later
Me: did you know that you can't hear willow ptarmigans go to the bathroom.
Confused classroom: what? Why?
Me: because the P is silent...
I hear the class slowly fill with groans and "oh my god"s followed by some guilty chuckles. And then, my teacher, who is about as strict and as hard to make laugh as they get, slowly sinks into her table and covers her face. And then she giggles. Just a little. This goes right up there for proudest moment of my life, next to saving a child from a burning building. Except I've never saved a child from a burning building...
I’m calling it Vista la Hosta, baby!
A bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah. ro, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la,"
Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.
